1. LO PUNCHES
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LINDSAY LOHAN'S FATHER TO APPEAR IN CHARITY BOXING MATCH

2. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

3. HOLMES FROM HELL
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GUY RITCHIE CONFIRMS THE IDENTITY OF HIS DOCTOR WATSON

4. YOU'RE BOOKED
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DAVID BECKHAM INSPIRES CHILDREN'S LITERATURE

5. POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN
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ADNAN GHALIB HAS BRITNEY SEX TAPE, WILL SELL

6. SPINNING A TALE
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NIGHTCLUB BOSS TAKES CREDIT FOR SAM RONSON'S CAREER

7. (NO) METHOD MAN
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LIAM NEESON BAFFLED BY 'METHOD ACTING' NONSENSE

8. BECKHAM SCENT OFF AGAIN
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BECKHAMS TO PROMOTE THEIR FRAGRANCES IN NEW YORK

9. ALIEN NOTIONS
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JENNIFER ELLISON DOESN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ALONE

10. BRA AND MAN TEEZE
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DITA VON TEESE HAD LESBIAN FLING

11. TROUT OF ORDER
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MEG RYAN NOT TO BLAME FOR MARRIAGE BREAK UP

12. WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL
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RADIOHEAD FRONTMAN SNUBS RONAN KEATING

13. CIRCUS FREAK
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'BRITNEY'S NEW SINGLE LEAKED ONLINE' SHOCKER

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. MIMI IN THE MOVIES
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MARIAH CAREY RETURNS TO ACTING

16. ARTHUR CONAN DOOMED
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JUDE LAW TO PLAY DR WATSON IN GUY RITCHIE'S SHERLOCK HOLMES?

17. TOM CRUISE LIKES ALL MY SONS
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TOM CRUISE SEES WIFE'S THEATRE DEBUT, BUT STAYS IN HOTEL

18. THE PRICE OF NEW BOOBS
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JORDAN THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO DIE AFTER BOOB JOB

19. MURDERING THE DANCEFLOOR
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KNIGHTLEY AND BLOOM TO REMAKE TRAVOLTA CLASSIC

20. I DON'T LIKE BIRTHDAYS
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PIXIE GELDOF CELEBRATES COMING OF AGE WITH SHAMBOLIC NIGHT OUT

21. OUT OF MY MIND
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VICTORIA BECKHAM'S FASHION PLANS ARE ALL GOING WELL

22. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

23. CHAMPAGNE SUPERJOKER
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NOEL GALLAGHER THREATENS TO TEAM UP WITH RUSSELL BRAND TO MAKE TV COMEDY

24. NO NO NO TO PAROLE
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL CHOOSES PRISON OVER LIVING WITH HIS MUM

25. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

26. YOU KNOW I'M NO GOOD LOOKING
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AMY WINEHOUSE FAILS TO TURN UP TO HER OWN SURPRISE PARTY

27. KANYE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF?
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KANYE WEST ESCAPES CHARGES OVER PHOTOGRAPHER ATTACK

28. PAIN IN THE NECKER
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS ESCAPE TO BRANSON'S PARADISE ISLAND

29. PREGNANT, ACTUALLY
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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY RECKONS GETTING UP THE DUFF MAY DISPEL ANOREXIA RUMOURS

30. SNAPPING AT SNAPPERS
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KANYE WEST ARRESTED FOR PHOTOGRAPHER ATTACK