1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES AND ROCK STARS
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PAMELA ANDERSON FORCED TO EXPLAIN SEX TAPE TO THE KIDS

4. SHOULD HOFF BEEN ME!
(Holy News / News)

DAVID HASSELHOFF UNHAPPY AT NEW 'KNIGHT RIDER' SERIES

5. DAVID IN HOFFPITAL
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HASSELHOFF HAS SURGERY ON HIS EYE

6. TOTALLY CARACAS
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VENEZUELA BANS 'THE SIMPSONS'

7. HER CAREER'S DOWN THE PAM
(Holy News / News)

PAMELA ANDERSON FINALLY GETS HER OWN REALITY SHOW

8. Nothing labels you a prize cunt more than having t...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Nothing labels you a prize cunt more than having the BayWatch theme tune as your ringtone.