1. I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
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LINSDAY LOHAN RECEIVES 'BIBLICAL THREATS'

2. NEWSMOUND
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3. GIRLFIGHT
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MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN SEX TOY BATTLE

4. BEAT THE SPARTANS
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GERARD BUTLER ACCUSED OF ATTACKING PHOTOGRAPHER

5. BABY TWO MORE TIMES...
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS RUMOURED TO PREGNANT AGAIN

6. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
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KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

7. POSH ENDORSES SHIT
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BECKHAMS ATTRIBUTE PERFECT COMPLEXIONS TO APPLICATION OF BIRD POO

8. LO PUNCHES
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LINDSAY LOHAN'S FATHER TO APPEAR IN CHARITY BOXING MATCH

9. YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
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VICTORIA BECKHAM ADMITS THAT MEN DON'T FIND HER SEXY

10. THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL WON'T BE RELEASED EARLY

11. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

12. PLEASE DON'T SHOW YOUR 'WHOLE AGAIN'
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KERRY KATONA TO GO TOPLESS IN TV DOCUMENTARY

13. EX APPEAL
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PETE DOHERTY POSTS YOUTUBE TRIBUTE TO MOSSY

14. MOYLES DISALLOWED
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CHRIS MOYLES UNDER FIRE FOR 'BULLYING' GIRLS ALOUD MEMBER

15. SUCH A TEESE
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DITA VON TEESE GETS CROSS WITH THE PLASTIC FANTASTICS

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. LIFT (PAY) OFF
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SIENNA MILLER WINS PAYOUT FROM NEWSPAPER

18. CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
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KELLY OSBOURNE GOES WILD FOR THE STD TESTS AFTER PREGNANCY SCARE

19. NEWSMOUND
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20. HARD AT THE COLE FACE
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CHERYL COLE OBJECTS TO BEING INTERRUPTED MID-MOUTHFUL

21. UNLUCKY HEATHER
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR ARRESTED FOR DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

22. BACK TO BED...
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AMY WINEHOUSE DOESN'T LOOK WELL

23. EXPEDITION MOUNTING SNOWDON
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GEORGE CLOONEY WOOS EX LISA SNOWDON AFTER STRICTLY PERFORMANCE

24. JOHNNY CASH
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JOHNNY DEPP KEEPING BUSY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS

25. VOMIT DRIES ON ITS OWN
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WINEHOUSE RETURNS DESIGNER CLOBBER COVERED IN PUKE

26. BRA AND MAN TEEZE
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DITA VON TEESE HAD LESBIAN FLING

27. MAKES SNOW SENSE
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SNOW PATROL SINGER TALKS NONSENSE

28. STREET TRAGIC
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DAVID BLAINE ACCUSED OF CHEATING IN SILLY STUNT

29. NO FREE LAUNCH
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KRISTEN DAVIS REFUSES TO APPEAR AT MOVIE DVD LAUNCH

30. CIRCUS FREAK
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'BRITNEY'S NEW SINGLE LEAKED ONLINE' SHOCKER