1. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

2. MUM'S GOING TO NETTO NOW
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KERRY KATONA HAS BEEN DECLARED BANKRUPT

3. WIN TICKETS TO LOOP FESTIVAL IN BRIGHTON
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TICKETS TO BRIGHTON FESTIVAL UP FOR GRABS

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

6. PLASTIC SURGEONS KNOW NOTHING
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MADONNA NAMED ULTIMATE FACE BY COSMETIC SURGEONS

7. AND THE OSCAR GOES TO...
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JORDAN WANTS A FILM MADE ABOUT HER LIFE

8. WIN TICKETS TO THE VODAFONE TBA 2 ON BRIGHTON BEACH
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TWO TICKETS FOR THE VODAFONE TBA 2 IN BRIGHTON

9. ABI'S BOOK SIGNING PART 2
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ABI TITMUSS HAS EVEN LESS LUCK IN SCOTLAND

10. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

11. WIN PAUL SMITH 'STORY' AFTERSHAVE
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FIVE BOTTLES OF PAUL SMITH'S 'STORY' AFTERSHAVE UP FOR GRABS

12. LAZY BEANS
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COURTNEY LOVE'S DAUGHTER NOT WORKING HARD AT SUMMER JOB

13. I'LL BE SQUARE JAW YOU
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JENNIFER ANISTON SPENDS £10,000 A MONTH ON BEAUTY TREATMENTS

14. BOOZE N' THE WOOD
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RONNIE WOOD ENTERS REHAB FOR ALCOHOLISM THERAPY

15. THE MILLER'S TALE
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SIENNA MILLER SCORES SIX IN WEEKEND OF LIFE RUINING

16. HE CAN'T SMILE WIDE ENOUGH
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MARIAH CAREY'S HUSBAND IS HAPPY WITH MARRIED LIFE

17. A FINE WHINE
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MICHAEL LOHAN WANTS TO RECONCILE WITH DAUGHTER LINDSAY

18. GRAPES ARE MY BEST FRIEND
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 25

19. SPONSORED POST: SUPER MARIO!
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PADDY POWER GIVE HOLY MOLY THE LOWDOWN ON MARIO

20. MEL AND GRIM
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MEL GIBSON AND BRITNEY SPEARS MEET UP AGAIN

21. STILL ROTTON
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JOHN LYDON ACCUSED OF PUNCHING TV ASSISTANT

22. DANIELLE GETS THE WIND PUT UP HER
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DANIELLE LLOYD DATES GLADIATOR CALLED TORNADO

23. IT'S ALL MIMI-ME
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MARIAH CAREY DENIES WEIGHT-LOSS SURGERY

24. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
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GWYNETH PALTROW AT 'TWO LOVERS' PREMIERE IN CANNES

25. XENU YORK, NEW YORK
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KATIE HOLMES CONFIRMS SHE WILL PERFORM ON BROADWAY

26. LA DOLCE VITA!
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OBLIGATORY CRAPPY CELEBRITY GALLERY

27. NOT SO SQUEAKY CLEAN!
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Myleene Klass spotted in an old mag acting a bit slutty

28. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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EMERGENCY PARTY BUTTON AVAILABLE TO BUY

29. MATR-EMO-NY
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ASHLEE SIMPSON AND PETE WENTZ TO MARRY ON SATURDAY

30. NOT A GOODY SMELL
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JADE GOODY TO RELEASE NEW PERFUME RANGE