1. I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
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LINSDAY LOHAN RECEIVES 'BIBLICAL THREATS'

2. MOTHER KNOWS BEST
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MYLEENE KLASS LAUNCHES A BABY RANGE

3. FEELING FRUITY
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PEACHES GELDOF STICKS THE BOOT IN TO STAFF

4. SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
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BONO'S MUSICAL EXPECTED TO COST $40M

5. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES UP AN IMPROMPTU SONG ABOUT SARAH PALIN

6. THE NAKED CHIEF
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JAMIE OLIVER ANGERS FANS WITH 'MINGING' CLAIMS

7. GIRLFIGHT
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MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN SEX TOY BATTLE

8. ROLAND TWAT
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PETE DOHERTY TO LOCK HIMSELF IN A RAT-FILLED COFFIN

9. MARQUEE LOON
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HEATHER MILLS FALLS FOUL OF PLANNING LAWS AGAIN

10. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

11. BIRTHDAY MILEY-STONE MILLSTONE
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HANNAH MONTANA STAR MILEY CYRUS IS FORCED TO WORK ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. OBLIGATORY YOOHOO-TUBE CLIP!
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JOHN BARROWMAN LAUNCHES NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO

14. HBO NO-NO
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KAYNE WEST TV SHOW 'TOO HARDCORE' TO AIR?

15. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

16. HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'
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Country singer is named as ambassador for the most important mounds in the US

17. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

18. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
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JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE

19. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S ACCUSER IS UNDER INVESTIGATION

20. MOYLES DISALLOWED
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CHRIS MOYLES UNDER FIRE FOR 'BULLYING' GIRLS ALOUD MEMBER

21. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

22. LIFT (PAY) OFF
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SIENNA MILLER WINS PAYOUT FROM NEWSPAPER

23. GIRL ON FILM
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GERI HALLIWELL SPENDS TIME 'IN BETWEEN PROJECTS' WRITING SCREENPLAY

24. CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
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KELLY OSBOURNE GOES WILD FOR THE STD TESTS AFTER PREGNANCY SCARE

25. NO JOKERS
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DISPUTE OVER HEATH LEDGER'S LIFE INSURANCE

26. PAINTYSHAMBLES
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NO ONE WANTS TO BUY PETE DOHERTY'S 'ARTWORK'

27. DON'T LET HER OUT!
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CHANTELLE AND CO WHORE THEMSELVES OUT AT EMBASSY NIGHTCLUB

28. UNLUCKY HEATHER
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR ARRESTED FOR DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

29. BACK TO BED...
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AMY WINEHOUSE DOESN'T LOOK WELL

30. EXPEDITION MOUNTING SNOWDON
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GEORGE CLOONEY WOOS EX LISA SNOWDON AFTER STRICTLY PERFORMANCE