1. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

2. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

3. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
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CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

4. GROSS
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AMY WINEHOUSE HAS QUESTIONABLE FRIENDS

5. CAN'T STAND EITHER OF THEM NOW
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KATE MOSS KICKS JAMIE HINCE OUT

6. ALMOST OUT BOY
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PETE WENTZ CONFESSES A SMALL GAY PAST

7. BLADE-Y CHEEK
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WESLEY SNIPES WOULD LIKE TO TRAVEL TO EUROPE TO WORK

8. 'P' IS FOR 'PRETENTIOUS'
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ASHTON KUTCHER URINATES OUTSIDE EVERY MORNING

9. MING DYNASTY
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JOAN COLLINS BELIEVES THE TABLOIDS HAVE DUMBED DOWN

10. MOBY WANTS TO SPEAR BRITNEY
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VEGAN STAR NOT AFRAID TO PORK BRITNEY

11. TOTALLY CARACAS
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VENEZUELA BANS 'THE SIMPSONS'

12. WHO'S BUM IS THIS?
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WHICH CELEBRITY HAS FLASHED PHOTOGRAPHERS?

13. DARK, SATANIC MILLS
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HEATHER MILLS APPEALING DIVORCE SETTLEMENT

14. CIVIL INJUSTICE
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AMY AND BLAKE COURT DATE POSTPONED

15. MILLS AND BUFFOONS
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HEATHER MILLS IN TOP 100 SEXIEST POLL

16. THE GLASS IS HALF FULL (WITH AN IDIOT)
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YOUTUBE OF PARIS HILTON STRIPPING AT HER BIRTHDAY

17. WE CAN WHIP IT OUT
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PAUL MCCARTNEY TO APPEAR NAKED AT THE BRITS

18. WHO WON'T LET THE DOGG IN?
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SNOOP DOGG CELEBRATES VISA WIN ON US TELEVISION

19. DAILY AMY UPDATE
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AMY WINEHOUSE DENIED US VISA

20. A FITTING TRIBUTE
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HEATH LEDGER'S EX-FIANCEE BREAKS HER SILENCE

21. GENTLEMEN PREFER HUMANS
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BRITNEY TO RECREATE MARILYN MONROE POSE

22. STUFF CHILDREN IN NEED
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HOLY MOLY MUG APPEAL

23. DAY 8: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
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LYNNE WON'T SHUT UP

24. ONE SIZE FITS ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN IS THE NEW FACE OF AGENT PROVOCATEUR

25. HE IS ONLY NOT OBEYING ORDERS
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CHELSEA STAR DEFIES MANAGER’S ORDERS AND ATTENDS MTV AWARDS

26. SEIN-TOLOGY
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JERRY SEINFELD THANKS SCIENTOLOGY FOR HELPING HIS CAREER

27. WHAT A SHIT SANDWICH
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Spectacle Wearers of 2007 announced, world keeps turning

28. LAGER POUT
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PARIS HILTON BANNED FROM GERMAN BEER FESTIVAL

29. Wonky Eye meets Vinegar Tits
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Paris Hilton to appear in 'Prisoner: Cell Block H - The Musical'?

30. The Katie Price is Right
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Jordan wishes to trademark the name Katie Price