1. HOLMES FROM HELL
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GUY RITCHIE CONFIRMS THE IDENTITY OF HIS DOCTOR WATSON

2. JOHNNY CASH
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JOHNNY DEPP KEEPING BUSY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS

3. DREADING THE BOARDS
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BIZARRE 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' MUSICAL ON THE WAY

4. WE CAN SHOOT IT OUT
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TED NUGENT OFFERS TO BE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BODYGUARD

5. REBRANDING EXERCISE
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RUSSELL BRAND LAUNCHES STATESIDE DAMAGE LIMITATION CAMPAIGN

6. THE HALF-PORN WINCE
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE WARNS OF POTENTIAL ONSTAGE SHRINKAGE

7. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

8. DOES YOUR MUMMY KNOW THAT YOU’RE OUT?
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BRITISH ACTRESSES TOP LESBIAN POLL

9. THE SUE NATION
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'BORAT' WINS US COURT CASE

10. PAM IN THE MIRROR
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JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

11. DOUBLE DROP
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LEONA LEWIS FACES ALBUM RELEASE CLASH

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

13. THAT PETROL EMOTION
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P DIDDY COMPLAINS ABOUT PETROL PRICES

14. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

15. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

16. PEACHES AND GREEN (CARD)
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED FOR VISA?

17. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

18. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
(Holy News / News)

CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

19. IRON-DEFICIENT MAIDEN
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GWYNETH PALTROW TO STAR IN THE WEST END THIS AUTUMN

20. MY JOBBY WOB
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MTV GET COLD FEET ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND HOSTING VMAS

21. THE COHEN BOTHERS
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SACHA BARON COHEN IS ANNOYING AMERICANS AGAIN

22. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
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CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS STILL ARGUING

23. SEEYA!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 8

24. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

25. PUSSYCAT LOL
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PUSSYCAT DOLLS SAY THEY WANT TO SEX UP AMY WINEHOUSE

26. SPACE AND THE CROWD
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KEVIN SPACEY HAS AN EXTREMELY LARGE ENTOURAGE ON FILM SET

27. I DON'T THINK I WANT YOU BACK
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MEL B IS RECORDING NEW DUET WITH JANET JACKSON

28. CRYSTAL BALLS UP
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MOVIE GEEKS MAKE NEW INDIANA JONES FILM MOST MISTAKE RIDDEN OF THE YEAR

29. BEYONCE DOING BOND?
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NO, SHE'S NOT HAVING A FLING WITH ROGER MOORE

30. GOOD CHARLOTTE'S WEB
(Holy News / News)

DID LINDSAY LOHAN ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE NICOLE RITCHIE'S HUSBAND?