1. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

2. LOHAN FOR GOLD
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LINDSAY GOES FOR A DIFFERENT TYPE OF DIVING WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

3. SHERLOCK BONES
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KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

4. SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
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AXL ROSE FANCIES KELLY OSBOURNE

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

7. PAPA DON'T BLEACH
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MADONNA TO LAUNCH LINE OF HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS

8. JOLIE HARD LIFE
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ANGELINA JOLIE STRUGGLING WITH NEWBORNS

9. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

10. I CAST A GIRL
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VIDEO CLIP OF A TOPLESS KATY PERRY GETTING A CAST MADE OF HER BREASTS

11. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

12. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

13. THROW YOUR OWN BACKYARD FESTIVAL!
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MARS PLANET POUCHES AND FESTIVAL KIT UP FOR GRABS

14. HULK AND X-MEN UP FOR GRABS
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WIN ORIGINAL MARVEL CARTOON DVDS

15. SOUP OF THE DAY
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A DRUNK LOOKING SADIE FROST WITH JODIE HARSH

16. KID ROCK IN DOING SOMETHING FUNNY SHOCKER
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KID ROCK PISSES ON PROMOTER'S SOFA

17. NEWSMOUND
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18. THAT PETROL EMOTION
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P DIDDY COMPLAINS ABOUT PETROL PRICES

19. MCGONER – WAHEY!
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S MOTHER REVEALS HUSBAND'S SEXY DEATH

20. DON'T BE A H8ER BOI
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AVRIL LAVIGNE SPARKS PROTESTS IN MALAYSIA

21. SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
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SAMANTHA RONSON TO WRITE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

22. OOH MI MINGE!
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MEL B IS CONSIDERING POSING FOR PLAYBOY

23. '24' CARAT GOLD
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KIEFER SUTHERLAND FEELS HE IS OVERPAID AS AN ACTOR

24. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST IS DATING MGMT SINGER

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

27. FANGS FOR NOTHING
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'BUFFY' BLAMED FOR FALL IN CHURCH ATTENDANCE

28. KEEPIN' LA BABY PHOTO
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RICKY MARTIN BABY PICTURES NOT WANTED

29. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

30. PEACHES GELD-OFF
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PEACHES THINKING ABOUT SETTLING DOWN IN NEW YORK. ANYONE WANT TO CHIP IN FOR PLANE TICKETS?