1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. AH-HA!
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200 QUID'S WORTH OF COMEDY DVDS TO BE WON

3. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
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PAMELA ANDERSON IS TURNING INTO COURTNEY LOVE

4. MUM'S GOING TO NETTO NOW
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KERRY KATONA HAS BEEN DECLARED BANKRUPT

5. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE SOUNDS
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BRYAN MCFADDEN DISLIKES THE COLOUR PINK

6. BIG BOTHER
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JADE GOODY TO APPEAR ON INDIAN VERSION OF 'BIG BROTHER'

7. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. 'NOT MY MATERIAL' GIRL
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MADONNA DENIES CO-AUTHORING HER BROTHER'S BOOK

10. NIRVANA'S BANANA
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COURTNEY LOVE LAYS CLAIM TO THE TERM KOOKOO BANANAS

11. IS THIS THE WORST WEBSITE EVER?
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JUNE SARPONG'S NEW POLITICS AND THE CITY WEBSITE

12. I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVE CAKE
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TOP TEN LIST OF WORST SONG LYRICS EVER

13. SUNDAY BEEF
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SOURCES ARGUE OVER NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY NAME

14. IS THAT YOUR MR TUMNUS?
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JAMES MCAVOY IS APPROACHED BY FANS IN TOILETS

15. BERK DIGGLER
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MARK WAHLBERG CRITICISES SOMEONE ELSE'S POOR MOVIE

16. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET APPRENTICE WINNER LEE MCQUEEN
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APPRENTICE WINNER REVEALS THAT HE THINKS ABOUT SEX OFTEN

17. WIN TICKETS FOR THE SUNDAY NIGHT PROJECT TONIGHT!
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FIVE PAIRS OF TICKETS PLUS ONE PAIR OF VIP

18. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET APPRENTICE LUCINDA
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WHEN HOLY MOLY MET APPRENTICE LUCINDA

19. I DON'T THINK I WANT YOU BACK
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MEL B IS RECORDING NEW DUET WITH JANET JACKSON

20. I'M JUST GOING TO BE MYSELF AND IF PEOPLE LIKE ME THEN THAT'S A BONUS
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big brother 9 housemates sound like a sensible, well balanced group of individuals

21. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
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GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

22. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

23. BECKS OF FRIENDS
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BEFRIENDS POSH SPICE

24. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

25. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET RAEF - THE OUT-TAKES!
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HILARIOUS OUT-TAKES FROM OUR INTERVIEW WITH APPRENTICE RAEF

26. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

27. NICKELCACK
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SOMEONE GAVE NICKELBACK THREE SONGWRITING AWARDS

28. BATHTIME FOR CHANELLE
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CHANELLE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND

29. FROCK TALE
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TOM CRUISE LAUNCHES LEGAL ACTION AGAINST BABY STORE

30. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET APPRENTICE RAEF
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HM CATCHES UP WITH APPRENTICE LOSER RAEF