1. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
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COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

2. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

3. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

4. LEATHERHEAD
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY TO BE THE NEW FACE OF BEEF

5. FOR EVIAN'S SAKE
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BECKHAM CONSIDERS LAUNCHING HIS OWN BRAND OF WATER

6. TELLING WHOPPERS
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR QUIT DRUGS THROUGH BURGERS

7. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
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GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

8. DADDY OR SHITS - I MEAN CHIPS!
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Are Live adverts the future? We bloody hope so!

9. SHUT THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT
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CHANELLE HAYES PLANS TO MOVE TO AMERICA

10. DOWNTOWN GIRLS
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BRIAN MCFADDEN DOESN'T LIKE HIS CHILDREN'S ACCENTS

11. NEXT TIME I'M COMING FOR VERNON KAY
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A PANDA RIPS OFF A MAN'S JACKET

12. FANNY BUSINESS
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AN AMUSING YOUTUBE CLIP ABOUT BEAVERS

13. MUM'S GONE TO ICELAND AND DAD'S POPPED ALONG TOO
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KERRY KATONA'S HUSBAND TO APPEAR IN ICELAND ADS?

14. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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JACK NICHOLSON CAMPAIGNS FOR HILLARY CLINTON

15. KING OF POP GOING BUST?
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MICHAEL JACKSON'S NEVERLAND RANCH TO BE SOLD OFF

16. LILY IS EASY AS ABC
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LILY ALLEN AND THE LEVELLERS ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO LEARN NEW THINGS

17. JUST DON'T DO IT
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GUY RITCHIE TO DIRECT NIKE ADVERTS

18. POT AND KETTLE (EPISODE 45)
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KERRY KATONA HAS LITTLE SYMPATHY FOR FELLOW CELEB ADDICTS

19. KERRY NICOLE SMITH
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KERRY KATONA STILL LOOKED A FLAKY MESS ON TELEVISION

20. MUM'S GOING TO JOBCENTRE PLUS
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KERRY KATONA TO APPEAR ON TV DEFENDING HERSELF AGAIN

21. MUM'S GONE TO SAINSBURY'S
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KERRY KATONA HAS FIGHT WITH MOTHER IN LAW

22. ETERNAL SHAME
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KERRY KATONA TO STAR IN NEW REALITY SHOW

23. FOURTH TIME LUCKY
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PATSY KENSIT PREPARES TO MARRY FOR FOURTH TIME

24. KATONA NOT SKINT PROOF
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KERRY KATONA HAS PLENTY OF MONEY

25. VIVA LAS VEGANS
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HEATHER MILLS TO APPEAR IN VEGETARIAN ADVERTS

26. RAMSAY BLEAT
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HOLLY VALANCE IS NOT AT ALL BITTER

27. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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AN ADVERT SHOWING A MAN WITH HUGE NIPPLES.

28. MUM'S THE WORD
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CHARLOTTE CHURCH REFUSES TO REVEAL HER DAUGHTER'S NAME

29. CHARMLESS MAN
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BLUR'S ALEX JAMES MAKES CHEESE, BECOMES SPECTATOR COLUMNIST

30. The Z-List Beckons
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What now for the Big Brother buffoons?