1. JAMIE JUNIOR
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JAMIE OLIVER CONSIDERS ADOPTING A BOY

2. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

3. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

4. HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MADONNA TO DIVORCE GUY
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Madonna hires McCartney Lawyer to negotiate divorce from Guy Ritchie

5. LIKE A VIRGIN HIGH?
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MADONNA PLANS TO BUILD A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR SCHOOL IN MALAWI

6. KEEPING UP WITH THE JOLIES
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PENELOPE CRUZ WANTS 20 KIDS

7. VULGAR SEEKS BULGAR
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JORDAN WANTS TO ADOPT A BULGARIAN BABY

8. CURSE OF THE MUMMY
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JORDAN WANTS FOUR MORE CHILDREN

9. GWYN PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE
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GWYNETH PALTROW AND CHRIS MARTIN MAY BE ADOPTING

10. PITT STIRRER
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BRANGELINA'S CHILDREN TARGETTED BY KIDNAPPERS

11. WOMB RAIDER
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BRANGELINA PREGNANT WITH TWINS

12. GUCCI GUCCI COO
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MADGE FLOGS HANDBAGS FOR STARVING AFRICAN BABIES

13. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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GUY RITCHIE'S MOTHER ON THE BRITISH ADOPTION CRISIS

14. BANDA GOLD
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MADONNA'S SON TO MEET HIS NATURAL FATHER AGAIN

15. LOCATION, PROMOTION, ADOPTION
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BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE PLAN TO BUY HOUSE IN EUROPE

16. PREMIERE DODGE
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ANGELINA JOLIE REFUSES TO ATTEND GEORGE CLOONEY’S PREMIERE

17. JOLIE HARD WORKER
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ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT WON'T MAKE MOVIES TOGETHER

18. DO ME, DO ME, I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON YOU!
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DEBORAH HARRY CONSIDERS ADOPTION

19. OH WON'T YOU BURMA, BURMA LITTLE BABY?
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ANGELINA TURNS HER ADOPTIVE EYES TO BURMA

20. Open Your Art(eries)
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Madonna shoots up during a flight

21. Missionary Position
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Jessica Simpson wanted a baby for her 16th birthday

22. Scram-gelina
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to have trial separation?

23. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

24. Not So Canny, Everett
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Rupert Everett defends Madonna’s adoptions

25. You Have Killed Me (And made a coat)
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Morrissey takes a sideswipe at Madonna

26. Bloody Jolie And The Cricket
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Angelina Jolie makes Maddox walk barefoot and eat crickets

27. Baby Booze
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Paula Abdul considers adoption

28. (Love's Got The) World Emulsion
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Angelina Jolie to adopt Czech child?

29. Angelina gets her tats out
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Angelina Jolie gets a new tattoo for Brad Pitt

30. Nanny Crow's Best
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Sheryl Crow Hires Hollywood Uber-Nanny