1. GOSH! ONE DID IT AGAIN!
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS IS OFFERED ADVICE BY THE DUCHESS OF YORK

2. DUMB AND BURMA
(Holy News / News)

JIM CARREY CHALLENGES U.N. TO BE TOUGH ON MYANMAR

3. Leonardo Di Caprio
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Flawless Zimbabwe accent. Fucking so what,you pan-faced cunt. I liked you better when you were retarded.

4. Nicholas van Hoogstraten
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The BBC report that "British property developer has been arrested in Zimbabwe", ha ha, that stuck up murdering cunt has finally been turned on by that other murdering cunt Mugabe. Both Cunts, hopefull

5. Radio 1 Newsbeat
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Because the lack of mud at Glastonbury is apparently more important thatn the "other news" about Zimbabwe.

6. 'Starving Billionaire'
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Last night on the news they were filming some scenes in Zimbabwe of displaced people... There was one guy standing on a soapbox above everybody else with a sign that said 'Starving Billionaire' referr

7. It's not the winning but the taking part that coun...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

It's not the winning but the taking part that counts. Unless you live in Zimbabwe.