1. EX APPEAL
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PETE DOHERTY POSTS YOUTUBE TRIBUTE TO MOSSY

2. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

3. HOW SORRY, MISS JACKSON?
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JANET JACKSON CANCELS SHOW AFTER COLLAPSING

4. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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DAVID BLAINE'S LATEST THRILLING STUNT ENDS IN FARCE

5. MCFLY'S MASTURBATORY SECRETS!
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DOUGIE FROM MCFLY MASTURBATES FOUR TIMES A DAY

6. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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HARDEEP'S BOOTY SHAKE OFF

7. BEST VIRAL EVER?
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VIRAL IN 'ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY AND GOOD' SHOCKER!

8. WIN TOMMY COOPER DVDS
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FIVE COOPER DVDS AND TWO OF HIS COMPLETE COLLECTION

9. CIRCUS FREAK
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'BRITNEY'S NEW SINGLE LEAKED ONLINE' SHOCKER

10. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES AWFUL RACKET THEN FALLS OVER

11. GOOD LAD
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MAN GROPING GIRLFIRENDS TITS SPOTTED ON TV

12. SHAGGY IS A KNOBBER!
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SHAGGY TEACHES US HOW TO PULL AND TELLS US ALL ABOUT HIS ANUS

13. PIC OF THE WEEK
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IF GOD EXISTED...

14. SNAPPING AT SNAPPERS
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KANYE WEST ARRESTED FOR PHOTOGRAPHER ATTACK

15. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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IS THIS THE MOST WASTED PERSON EVER?

16. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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JOHN MCCAIN GETS BARACKROLL'D!

17. BLEEDING HOOVES
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LEONA WANTS TO GO HORSE RIDING WITH JORDAN

18. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MATT DAMON TALKS ABOUT THE POTENTIAL US VICE PRESIDENT

19. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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NOEL GALLAGHER ATTACKED ON STAGE IN TORONTO

20. WIN A BLU-RAY PLAYER AND BLU-RAY DVDS INCLUDING WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
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BLU RAY PLAYER AND BLU RAY DVDS UP FOR GRABS

21. THE FRATELLIS KILL MICE
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BAND ADMIT TO KILLING RODENTS

22. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE: CRACKER'S DELIGHT
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DJ TAKES 'PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD' TO RIDICULOUS LEVELS

23. WIN DVDS OF ASIAN FILM PROTEGE
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10 DVDS OF PROTEGE UP FOR GRABS

24. ZERO ZERO DIGNITY
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JAMES BOND SELLS OUT TO COKE ZERO

25. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

26. THE STENCH OF PUBLICITY
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POSH AND BECKS SINGATURE SCENT HITS NOSTRILS

27. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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Danny Rampling's manual to success

28. I CAST A GIRL
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VIDEO CLIP OF A TOPLESS KATY PERRY GETTING A CAST MADE OF HER BREASTS

29. THE MASTURBATION OLYMPICS
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GET CAPE WEAR CAPE FLY TALKS RELIGION AND THE OLYMPICS

30. THE BROKEN BANJO STRING
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DAN LE SAC AND SCROOBIUS PIP TELL US THE FUNNIEST KNOB ANECDOTES