1. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
(Holy News / News)

NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

2. TOM CRUISE LIKES ALL MY SONS
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE SEES WIFE'S THEATRE DEBUT, BUT STAYS IN HOTEL

3. IS THERE AN AL KOHOLIC HERE?
(Holy News / News)

Sara Cox has a baby boy and gives it a ridiculous name

4. JUST SAY BYE
(Holy News / News)

BBC AXES GRANGE HILL AFTER 30 YEARS

5. YES, BUT IS HE HAPPY?
(Holy News / News)

SALMA HAYEK AND FIANCE ARE HOLLYWOOD'S RICHEST COUPLE

6. MONEY FOR OLD DOPE
(Holy News / News)

KATE MOSS EARNED 5 MILLION IN 2007

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. Day 29: June 28th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

The housemates have an alarming thought: maybe the voting was fixed. Twats.

9. They're Not Getting Any Younger
(Holy News / News)

Celebrity birthdays

10. Dyslexia
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Bacseue my wohle wlrod rdaes lkie tihs. Blolkocs

11. Dyslexic comedians
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

cunnyfunts

12. Georges de la Tourette
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...nt to give my name to something WANK! worthwhile - like a useful FUCK! condition, just like Captain Dyslexia did. CUNT!...

13. Holy Moly website designer
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...d Australian cover teachers slowly poisoning it without you, you cunt adding to the problems. Sloppy, dyslexic cunt....

14. Lying Parents
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ing as ''Attention Deficit Disorder'', he's just a naughty little bastard who needs discipline, and ''Dyslexia'' is just a made-up term for stupidity and a below-normal reading level. Stop lying and t...

15. People with Bullshit Conditions
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

YOU are not dyslexic, you are just as thick as pigshit. YOU are not narcoleptic, you are just a lazy fucker. YOU are not autistic, you just have no fucking manners and need a slap. Cunts.

16. Private Registration plate owners
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... suggest your own lettering for car number plates, then some things would be highly acceptable. FANYSLAP, FUKSTIK, CUNTBUBL and LOOKATMEIAMARIGHTFUCKINGTWAT would all work well for me. But you're ...

17. Steve Wright
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... with his stinking dull opinions and mispronounces every fucking question in his shitty quiz like the dyslexic little rodent faced cunt that he is. ...

18. Llinda Wilson
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...ASBOS but you have to understand that's the only qualification that some kids will ever get. 4, Im a Dyslexic Satanist, I worship the Drivel Died this week aged 48 and cunts like Blair are allowed...

19. menthol fags
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

fucking great invention a good smoke and they freshen your breath. Try YsL lemon flavour yet? nicotine and vitamin c. Who says cigarettes are bad for you.