1. SIMON COWELL WEARS WOMEN'S CLOTHES!
(Holy News / VIDEO)

LOUIS WALSH REVEALS COWELL'S SECRET IN OUR X FACTOR INTERVIEWS

2. HOORAY FOR THE OLYMPICS!
(Holy News / News)

OLYMPIC COVERAGE OF WOMEN'S BEACH VOLLEYBALL (AND FENCING)

3. TURN UP FOR THE BOOKS
(Holy News / News)

KATIE HOLMES: NOT A FRUMPY HOUSEWIFEE BUT A FASHION TREND SETTER

4. STOP RIGHT NOW!
(Holy News / News)

MELANIE BROWN TO HOST MISS UNIVERSE CONTEST

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. HARVEY 1 HEAT 0
(Holy News / News)

MARK FRITH RESIGNS AS EDITOR OF HEAT MAGAZINE

7. DON'T TAKE THE PEE!
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY ASKS FOR RANDOM DRUGS TESTING TO BE SUSPENDED

8. Famous? Moi?
(Holy News / News)

'I'm not a celebrity,' claims Kate Moss

9. holy moly talks women's fashion...
(Holy News / News)

Oscar ceremony dresses

10. holy moly talks women's fashion...
(Holy News / News)

What everyone was wearing at the Oscars

11. Euphemisms
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Women's front bums, the lot of 'em.

12. Gail fucking Porter
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

So she's got alopecia. So has Matt Lucas, but we don't see him yawping on about it every other week in women's mags. Oh you mention that your kid is scared that her own hair is going to fall out li

13. Homosexuals
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You have good bodies, great fashion sense, you don't have to do ridiculous macho posturing, you don't have to listen to women's inane wittering, and you can get someone to fellate you in the cubicles

14. Karen Taylor
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For single handedly setting back the women's rights movement by about 60 years with a 'comedy' series that makes Benny Hill look like Germaine Greer. Touch you? Fuck off you piece of muck.

15. ME
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For sitting through Loose Women's item on Terry Wogan's Cock

16. Rubbish Drag Queens
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

A few tips: 1) Just because you have a "pretty" wig on you do not neccessarily look like a lady. 2) Shave. This includes face, legs and stomach. 3) Boob tubes and beer bellys do not mix. (See above

17. Team USA
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For lodging a protest over the women's 100m (Jamaica took all three medals) on the basis that one of their OWN athletes false-started. Give it up you sore-losing fuckers.

18. Women's FA Cup Final
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Slap on a bit of make-up sweetheart, swap that baggy shirt and shorts for a bikini and drop that full-back with the big forehead and you might be on to something.

19. Women's Football World Cup 2007
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Monkey tennis Melee more like

20. Women's World Cup
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

They don't even swap shirts at the end, 90 minutes wasted watching them prance about playing the worst football since England under Sven and they don't even have the good grace to get their jubblies o

21. Alison Stokke
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

watch the women's pole vaulting and find out why

22. Alison Stokke
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

watch the women's pole vaulting and find out why

23. Breasts
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

I really can't account for it logically, but women's breasts make me ridiculously happy.

24. Pob
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For appearing on television in the eighties, falling from grace, and then reachieving success in the new millenium in the guise of Loose Women's Carol McGiffin. Pure class.

25. When women's magazines say it's beneficial to shar...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

When women's magazines say it's beneficial to share your fantasies with your partner, they don't mean the ones about having a pet predator or picking folk off with a sniper rifle.

26. Men and women's concept of a full facial couldn't ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Men and women's concept of a full facial couldn't be more different

27. By screening both 'Loose Women' and 'LK Today', IT...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

By screening both 'Loose Women' and 'LK Today', ITV have inadvertently set back the women's rights movement by a good 100 years.