1. MISER-ALBA
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JESSICA ALBA FAILS TO GET EMOTIONAL AFTER GIVING BIRTH

2. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. FANTASTIC FOUR-DAY-OLD
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JESSICA ALBA QUICK TO CASH IN ON THE BIRTH OF HER DAUGHTER

4. MATRI-MOANY
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JESSICA ALBA GETS MARRIED ON THE QUIET

5. FANTASTIC PHWOAR!
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JESSICA ALBA TALKS ABOUT SEX

6. ALBA'S PUSSY GALORE
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JESSICA ALBA REVEALS THE NAME OF HER UNBORN CHILD

7. WHO'S PLAYING RON?
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RIDLEY SCOTT TO MAKE REAGAN GORBACHEV FILM

8. NOW YOU'VE GONE DOWN
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BASSHUNTER VIDEO GIRL'S PORN VIDEO FOOTAGE

9. YES, BUT IS HE HAPPY?
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SALMA HAYEK AND FIANCE ARE HOLLYWOOD'S RICHEST COUPLE

10. LOHAN SELF ESTEEM
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SHIRLEY MACLAINE CLAIMS LINDSAY LOHAN IS ADDICTED TO FAME

11. SHIRLEY YOU'RE JOKING
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SHIRLEY MACLAINE DEMANDS UFO FILES RELEASED

12. Obligatory Youtube Clip
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News anchor shows when not to get a fit of the giggles