1. NEWSMOUND
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2. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
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Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

3. PARTNERS IN CRIME
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LA POLICE CHIEF CLAIMS CRIME IS DOWN THANKS TO LINDSAY, PARIS AND BRITNEY

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. LIKE A CHAIR?
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MADONNA WOES ARE ADDED TO BY KNEE PROBLEMS

6. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

7. OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
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IRISH THEATRE COMPANY PLAN A BECKHAM MUSICAL

8. FAECES NIGHTCLUB
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'CELEBS' AT FACES NIGHTCLUB PICTURE GALLERY

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. LET ME TENT-ERTAIN YOU
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS TAKES UP CAMPING TO SEE UFOS

11. HAVE A GREAT BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND
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matt willis is like a rat up a drainpipe

12. THUMBS NOT ALOFT
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PAUL MCCARTNEY VOTED MOST IRRITATING STAR

13. LINDIZZLE LOHIZZLE
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LOHAN'S NEW ALBUM HAS TIMBALAND AND SNOOP ON IT

14. WIN 'MAN OF THE YEAR' DVDS AND AN IPOD NANO
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WIN DVDS AND IPOD NANO

15. MOBY WANTS TO SPEAR BRITNEY
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VEGAN STAR NOT AFRAID TO PORK BRITNEY

16. A KNIGHT'S TAIL
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HEATH LEDGER MAY HAVE FATHERED A LOVE CHILD

17. A CAR CRASH NAMED 'MISS DIRE'
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BRITNEY SPEARS TO APPEAR ON LONDON STAGE?

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. NOT THAT BROKE AFTER ALL
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HEATH LEDGER WORTH PLENTY MORE THAN REPORTS SUGGESTED

20. GOTTA GET THRU THIS STUFF AND SELL IT
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THE BEDINGFIELD SIBLINGS AUCTION PERSONAL ITEMS ON EBAY FOR CHARITY

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. NEWSMOUND
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23. OTHER LIFE THRU A LENS
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS STILL LOOKING FOR ALIENS

24. I'M LOVING ALIENS INSTEAD
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS WANTS TO BECOME AN ALIEN INVESTIGATOR

25. AND AS IF BY MAGIC...
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MARK FRITH ANNOUNCES HIS DIARIES ARE TO BE PUBLISHED IN THE AUTUMN

26. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN AT HOME...
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LA POLICE CHIEF HAS LITTLE SYMPATHY FOR BRITNEY

27. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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I'M F**KING BEN AFFLECK

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. NEWSMOUND
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30. A FITTING TRIBUTE
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HEATH LEDGER'S EX-FIANCEE BREAKS HER SILENCE