1. FANGS FOR NOTHING
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'BUFFY' BLAMED FOR FALL IN CHURCH ATTENDANCE

2. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

3. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE SOUNDS
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BRYAN MCFADDEN DISLIKES THE COLOUR PINK

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

5. MAMA DON'T PREACH
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MADONNA CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY

6. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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KANYE WEST AND JAY Z PERFORMING AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN

7. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
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CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

9. IRON-DEFICIENT MAIDEN
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GWYNETH PALTROW TO STAR IN THE WEST END THIS AUTUMN

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. NEW YORK STATE
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HEATHER MILLS BUYS APARTMENT IN NEW YORK

12. KANYE TURN IT OVER?
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KANYE WEST PLANS HIS OWN TV SHOW

13. CHEWBACCA MARTIN
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CHRIS MARTIN SAYS IT'S OKAY TO GIVE YOUR CHILDREN WEIRD NAMES

14. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

15. KANYE FORGIVE HER?
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KANYE WEST TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK WITH AMY WINEHOUSE

16. HEY, SQUID BRAINS!
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KANYE WEST'S LESSON IN HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE

17. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I DON'T WANT
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RAY QUINN TO STAR IN GREASE

18. LUNATIC PLEADS GUILTY
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NAOMI CAMPBELL PLEADS GUILTY TO ASSAULT

19. LET ME TENT-ERTAIN YOU
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS TAKES UP CAMPING TO SEE UFOS

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

21. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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KANYE WEST HUMILIATES ROWDY FAN AT CONCERT

22. BB DAY ONE
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A BLIND MAN AND AN ALBINO?! HAS IT COME TO THIS?!?!

23. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

24. WEST IS BEST
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JORDAN LOVES FRED AND ROSEMARY WEST

25. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

26. BAG TO RIGHTS
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NAOMI CAMPBELL CHARGED OVER AIRPORT INCIDENT

27. INSTANT KARMA
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CHINESE CINEMAS TO BOYCOTT SHARON STONE MOVIES

28. LAWFUL WEDDED WESTLIFE
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WESTLIFE TO PERFORM AT WAYNE AND COLEEN'S WEDDING

29. OLSEN FUN
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THE OLSEN TWINS WERE GIVEN FULL FAT MILK IN THEIR COFFEE

30. GO BACK TO JAIL
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PARIS HILTON PROFESSES LOVE OF MONOPOLY