1. CRUSHUA TREE
(Holy News / News)

WELSH JUDGE ORDERS U2 CDS TO BE DESTROYED

2. I'D SWAP YOU FOR SCRABBLE
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 54

3. DARNELL, ARE YOU BLACK?
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 49

4. WE STARTED OFF NAKED
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 38

5. CAPTAIN GINGER BONCE VS THE GEORDIE BABY ABANDONER! IT'S ON!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 27

6. GRAPES ARE MY BEST FRIEND
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 25

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. NON MERCY
(Holy News / News)

JOHN LYDON MAKES DUFFY CRY

9. BB DAY ONE
(Holy News / Big Brother)

A BLIND MAN AND AN ALBINO?! HAS IT COME TO THIS?!?!

10. SI YOU LATER
(Holy News / News)

SIENNA MILLER DUMPS RHYS IFANS

11. WHAT IS TOM SAYING?
(Holy News / Competition)

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT TOM JONES IS SINGING?

12. IT IS UNUSUAL
(Holy News / News)

TOM JONES GETS CHEST HAIR INSURED FOR 3.5 MILLION

13. DAY 10: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

MARC BANNERMAN LEAVES THE JUNGLE

14. DAY 7: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

RODNEY'S COMPLICATED

15. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

16. I THINK I'M A CELEBRITY SO GET ME OUT OF HERE
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I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE LINE-UP

17. DUMB BUMS
(Holy News / News)

IT'S REAR OF THE YEAR TIME AGAINZZZZZZZZZZZ

18. Day 66: 4th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Shanessa is booted out and looks like a sausage

19. Day 59: 28th July
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley leaves the Big Brother house to boos

20. Get Rich Or Dai Trying
(Holy News / News)

Catherine Zeta-Jones learns to speak with a Welsh accent

21. Hilton: Never High
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Paris Hilton claims to have never taken drugs

22. Day 28: June 27th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley isn't up for eviction even though she should be.

23. Day 28: June 27th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley isn't up for eviction even though she should be. A farce.

24. Day 26: June 25th
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Chanelle and Ziggy argue over blackheads. And that roughly sums it up.

25. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

26. Catherine 'Beater' Jones
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Michael Douglas saved from a snake by Catherine Zeta-Jones

27. Ioan Not Welcome Anymore
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Ioan Gruffudd has invited too many people his wedding

28. Day 6: June 5th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 6 in the big brother house

29. DAY 2: June 1st
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 2 in the Big Brother house

30. AND WE'RE OFF..!
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Latest housemates enter the big brother house