1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. BABY-SHAMLESS SELF PROMOTION
(Holy News / News)

PETE DOHERTY OFFERED WELFARE FUND BY CONCERNED 'FAN'

3. THE FOUL AND THE PUSSYCAT
(Holy News / News)

PARIS HILTON ABANDONS HER CAT AT THE VET

4. CHICKEN BY NATURE
(Holy News / News)

JAMIE OLIVER BACKTRACKS ON CHICKEN CLAIMS

5. BEST EXCUSE IN THE BOOK
(Holy News / News)

CHRIS LANGHAM DENIES HE IS A PAEDOPHILE

6. A Tramp In The BB Line Up? Surely Not!
(Holy News / News)

Glamour Model Lucy James Set for Big Brother?

7. the horse cruelty man
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...erly evil...the pain and suffering you have put those horses through was totally avoidable. How many horse welfare charaties would of stepped in and taken them if you just phoned them up if you couldn...