1. WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER ANISTON REFUSES TO SHARE THE LIMELIGHT

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. HUGH PERVERT
(Holy News / News)

MILEY CYRUS OFFERED TO POSE NAKED FOR PLAYBOY AT 18

4. WILEY MILEY
(Holy News / News)

MILEY CYRUS APOLOGISES TO HER FANS AFTER TOPLESS SHOOT

5. BORDERLINE CRAZY?
(Holy News / News)

MADONNA MAKES LITTLE SENSE IN MAGAZINE INTERVIEW

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. BORRELL ISSUES
(Holy News / News)

HARRY POTTER STAR SPOTTED WITH RAZORLIGHT MAN

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

10. ARE YOU GONNA MOW MY HAY?
(Holy News / News)

LENNY KRAVITZ MAY HAVE BEEN ENGAGED TO NICOLE KIDMAN

11. Top Cum
(Holy News / News)

Nicole Kidman twice pregnant by Tom Cruise

12. Justify My Film
(Holy News / News)

News from the set of Madonna's directorial debut, Filth And Wisdom

13. Neil Young and his poster
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...re wrong "we", i.e. I, do not. His music is dog shit and thus posted for free and his "protest album" (or vanity project if you prefer) has come a little too fucking late. Neil Young is a twat and so...

14. Vanity Lair
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

new channel 4 TV show had me shouting at the screen in anger. The 'beautfiul people' vying for a cash prize. Tony, aka gay Geordie twat crying and vomiting when the group decided he was the least attr

15. Vanity Lair 'Contestants'
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Why? Here are some quotes from today's episode: "If had to lose my legs or my hair, I'd rather lose my legs. I just love my hair too much" "I thought my chances were about 50/50. Now I reckon they'r

16. Vanity Lair
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Only for the bit where that complete and utter tossclump who claimed he'd rather lose his legs than his hair (because wheels are available innit) burst into tears and then vomitted just because he'd b