1. PIC OF THE WEEK
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CHANELLE THE BLOW UP SEX DOLL

2. DOWN AND POUT
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THE WORLD'S BEST POUT AS VOTED BY US

3. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

4. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

5. PLAYING GOD
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US PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS AWAIT ANGELINA JOLIE'S BACKING

6. OVER MY DEAD BODY
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KEVIN COSTNER WANTS TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE BODYGUARD

7. DARNELL, ARE YOU BLACK?
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 49

8. XENU NEED HANDS
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KATIE HOLMES HAS ODD-COLOURED HANDS

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

11. WHY DID YOU FORSAKE US!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 39

12. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS ON ABOUT!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 21

13. ONE LOVE
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LEE RYAN HAVING BABY WITH FAN WHO POSTED REVEALING PICTURES ON MYSPACE

14. TELL THAT TO ALLAH!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 12

15. DAD OF THE YEAR
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PETER ANDRE NAMED 'DAD OF THE YEAR'

16. QUESTION!
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IS MEGAN FOX IS A COMPUTER DESIGNED SEX DROID?

17. HEART OF STONE
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SHARON STONE DESCRIBES CHINESE EARTHQUAKE AS 'KARMA'

18. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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POLITICAL SPEECH INTERRUPTED BY FLYING PENIS

19. THE FOX AND THE HAIR
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MEGAN FOX CLAIMS SHE WAS ONCE SO POOR SHE COULDN'T SHAVE HER LEGS

20. THUMBS NOT ALOFT
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PAUL MCCARTNEY VOTED MOST IRRITATING STAR

21. NICHOLSON ON TOP
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JACK NICHOLSON NAMED BEST EVER HOLLYWOOD HELL RAISER

22. ALL WE ARE PAYING...
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FAMOUS JOHN LENNON LYRIC SHEET UP FOR SALE

23. PETEY NO MATES
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PETE DOHERTY HAS NO VISITORS IN PRISON

24. TOTALLY CARACAS
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VENEZUELA BANS 'THE SIMPSONS'

25. IS IT COMIC RELIEF NIGHT ALREADY?
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Eastenders trailer voted worst thing in the world of all time. By Me.

26. KISSING COUSINS?
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MANY HIGH PROFILE US FIGURES ARE RELATED

27. I'M FEELING A LITTLE HORSE
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER UPSET AT MAGAZINE POLL RESULT

28. JUST CALL HER 'DANGLE'
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THE WORLD WAITS FOR HALLE BERRY TO NAME HER DAUGHTER

29. FRESH PRINCE OF OUTER SPACE
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WILL SMITH STILL DENYING HE HAS TURNED TO SCIENTOLOGY

30. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY ONE MORE TIME?
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BRITNEY SPEARS LOCKED AWAY WITH HER MEMORIES