1. REBRANDING EXERCISE
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RUSSELL BRAND LAUNCHES STATESIDE DAMAGE LIMITATION CAMPAIGN

2. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. RUSSELL BRAND MOVES BACK TO THE UK
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VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

4. VIDEO MUSIC A**HOLES
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RUSSELL BRAND AND BRITNEY IN MTV VMA ADS

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

6. MY JOBBY WOB
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MTV GET COLD FEET ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND HOSTING VMAS

7. BRITNEY BEERS
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BRITNEY SPEARS APPLIES FOR A BAR JOB

8. DONDA WEST-A LA SICKBAG?
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KANYE WEST'S MOTHER COMPARES HER SON TO JESUS

9. SUEDEHEAD-CASES
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SINEAD O'CONNOR BACKS BRITNEY SPEARS

10. BATTLE OF THE EXES
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TOMMY LEE AND KID ROCK OFFERED $1M TO FIGHT

11. OBLIGATORY BRITNEY STORY
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THE REASON FOR BRITNEY'S DAZED PERFORMANCE REVEALED

12. PAMMY SHACKS UP WITH PARIS'S EX
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PAMELA ANDERSON'S MYSTERY MAN TURNS OUT TO BE RICK SOLOMON

13. HIC ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
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Britney gives a seemingly drunk, definitely rubbish performance at the VMAs

14. The Media
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...e "size zero is too skinny" stuff OR you can go on and on about how "huge" Britney Spears looked at the VMAs. Yes, agreed, she's let herself go a bit compared to a few years ago, but she's hardly g...