1. NEWSMOUND
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2. YOU KNOW THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL WHEN...
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KELLY OSBOURNE CALLS PEACHES GELDOF 'SAD'

3. THAT'S WHY THE LADY IS A TRAMP
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KATE MOSS REVEALS FRANK SINATRA KISS

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. IT'S QUITE UNUSUAL
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ELVIRA LOST HER VIRGINITY TO TOM JONES

6. PRE PUBIC ENEMY
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FLAVOR FLAV CLAIMS HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY AGE SIX

7. FOREST GRUMP
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RUSSELL CROWE AND SIENNA MILLER TO STAR IN ROBIN HOOD FILM

8. SEX AND WRY
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CHRIS MARTIN WANTED TO BE POPULAR WITH THE LADIES

9. PASS THE BUCK
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IDIOT BLAMES SATC FOR MAKING HER LOSE HER VIRGINITY

10. LIKE A VIRGIN HIGH?
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MADONNA PLANS TO BUILD A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR SCHOOL IN MALAWI

11. FANTASTIC PHWOAR!
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JESSICA ALBA TALKS ABOUT SEX

12. WHAT-CHOO-CHOO TALKIN’ ABOUT?
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MORE HEARTBREAK FOR GARY COLEMAN

13. WIN DVDS FROM THE PRODUCERS OF 'FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL'
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WIN 'SUPERBAD', 'KNOCKED UP' AND 'THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN' DVDS

14. LILY THE EAGLE ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN SAYS SHE'S THE BEST FEMALE CHAT SHOW HOST IN THE UK

15. (OLD) MATERIAL GIRL
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MADONNA WON'T SING THE OLD SONGS UNLESS THE PRICE IS RIGHT

16. GOTH LICENCE
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MARILN MANSON LAUNCHES HIS OWN ALCOHOLIC DRINK

17. LIKE A VIRGIN
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CHANTELLE FEELS LIKE A VIRGIN AFTER BOOB JOB

18. BABY IS A SHAMBLES
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PETE DOHERTY REPORTEDLY GETS GIRL PREGNANT

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. I VANT TO BITE YOUR NECK!
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP FIVE CELEBRITY BITING INCIDENTS

21. VIRGIN BRITNEY
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BRITNEY SPEARS TO PLAY VIRGIN MARY IN NEW FILM

22. ERM...
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HOLY MOLY'S PICTURE OF THE WEEK

23. GET WITH THE PROGRAMME DOMINOS
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HOLY MOLY'S POTW

24. POTW
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25. GIMME MORE SEX
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BRITNEY LOST HER VIRGINITY AT 14

26. SEXY BITCH
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27. AND THE BRAND PLAYED ON
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RUSSELL BRAND REVEALS HOW HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY

28. NOT A SAUSAGE...
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HOLY MOLY'S PICTURE OF THE WEEK

29. TOO MUCH MONEY
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MEL C REFUSES TO PAY FOR CHOIR

30. CAPTION THIS!
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HOLY MOLY'S PICTURE OF THE WEEK