1. EN-CYRUS-PAEDIA SHIT-TANICA
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MILEY CYRUS HAS WRITTEN HER FIRST MEMOIR. AGE 15. CHRIST.

2. LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID
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PAUL MCCARTNEY DREADS RUINING CAREER WITH BAD SONGS. AGAIN.

3. I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
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LINSDAY LOHAN RECEIVES 'BIBLICAL THREATS'

4. MOTHER KNOWS BEST
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MYLEENE KLASS LAUNCHES A BABY RANGE

5. THE NAKED CHIEF
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JAMIE OLIVER ANGERS FANS WITH 'MINGING' CLAIMS

6. BABY TWO MORE TIMES...
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS RUMOURED TO PREGNANT AGAIN

7. ROLAND TWAT
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PETE DOHERTY TO LOCK HIMSELF IN A RAT-FILLED COFFIN

8. THE (HARD) CELL
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JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

9. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

10. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

11. HOW SORRY, MISS JACKSON?
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JANET JACKSON CANCELS SHOW AFTER COLLAPSING

12. GIRL ON FILM
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GERI HALLIWELL SPENDS TIME 'IN BETWEEN PROJECTS' WRITING SCREENPLAY

13. BEGGING FOR MERCY
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DUFFY TEETERS ON EDGE OF NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

14. PAINTYSHAMBLES
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NO ONE WANTS TO BUY PETE DOHERTY'S 'ARTWORK'

15. LOVE MATCH POINT
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON MARRIES RYAN REYNOLDS IN CANADA

16. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

17. BRA AND MAN TEEZE
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DITA VON TEESE HAD LESBIAN FLING

18. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

19. WE CAN SHOOT IT OUT
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TED NUGENT OFFERS TO BE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BODYGUARD

20. LOCK UP YOUR MILLIONAIRES
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HEATHER MILLS IS READY TO START DATING AGAIN

21. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

22. NANNY KNOWS BEST
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JENNIFER LOPEZ RELUCTANTLY HIRES A NANNY

23. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

24. SHE'S NOT THE ONE
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS LEFT BY GIRLFRIEND OVER ALIEN OBSESSION

25. MURDERING THE DANCEFLOOR
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KNIGHTLEY AND BLOOM TO REMAKE TRAVOLTA CLASSIC

26. TOP GOVERN
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VAL KILMER TO BE MAYOR OF NEW MEXICO?

27. THE LAST POST
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EVEN SIENNA MILLER'S NUMBER ONE FAN IS UNHAPPY WITH HER

28. AAARGHHHHHH!
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MADONNA PERFORMS AT WEMBLEY LOOKING REMARKABLY LIKE SKELETOR

29. LOVE DON'T COST A THING...
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JENNIFER LOPEZ PLANNING HUSBAND'S 40TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

30. COMMUNITY DISSERVICE
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NAOMI CAMPBELL STARTS LATEST COMMUNITY SERVICE STINT