1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. BB DAY ONE
(Holy News / Big Brother)

A BLIND MAN AND AN ALBINO?! HAS IT COME TO THIS?!?!

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

5. A HARD KNOCK WIFE
(Holy News / News)

BEYONCE FINALLY BECOMES MRS Z

6. BRITAIN'S GOT MARDY
(Holy News)

AUDITIONEES ON BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT GET SNIFFY ABOUT BEING NOT VERY GOOD

7. 'NOT QUEEN' VICTORY
(Holy News / News)

SAMANTHA JANUS WINS LESBIAN LIBEL CASE

8. I'M A CELEBRITY, GET IT ON WITH ME
(Holy News / News)

SOPHIE ANDERTON EXPOSED AS A PROSTITUTE

9. Day 91: August 30th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Housemates make Big Brother 8: The Movie

10. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

11. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

12. Daniel o'donnell
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...take turn's to give him flowers and a kiss...what the fuck is that about and the silly old future daisy pusher's pay the prick 30 odd squids for the privillege? u eamon andrews clothed,boufont haired,...

13. Lenny Henry
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Cunt hasn't been up here for ages so why not usher in the new year with a reminder that this great oaf is officially the nation's most unfunny cunt? Every time there's an article or about HM this twat

14. Literal cunts corner on Oxford Street
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...full of a new breed of street hawkers selling modeling/hairdressing packages to daft bints, London Lite pushers, Bible bashers, non spacial awareness cunts etc etc. ...

15. London Lite Pushers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For harrassing me going into the tube station and running alongside me shouting ''London Lite, London Lite'' like an absolute cunt. And waving your twatty paper in my face isn''t going to make me take

16. The Census
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...rupt bunch of wankers I know so they can work out how much tax to extort from me? Fuck off you 1984 pen pushers. ...

17. Usher
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Shame you didn't say "Hello Maidstone" to a crowd of 10,000 Manc nutcases instead, you fucking bland freak

18. Men over the age of thirty should never wear clam ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Men over the age of thirty should never wear clam diggers, peddle pushers or whatever the fuck you want to call them. Especially not combat pattern ones worn in conjunction with white trainers and a

19. Usher needs to calm the fuck down ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Usher needs to calm the fuck down