1. IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?
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If a picture paints 1000 words, then two words added to a picture equals utter amazingness

2. HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'
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Country singer is named as ambassador for the most important mounds in the US

3. GHALIB IT OUT!
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NO BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE, CLAIMS EX-LOVER

4. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

5. HEART OF STONE
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DETAILS OF SHARON STONE'S CUSTODY HEARING REVEALED

6. HOW SORRY, MISS JACKSON?
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JANET JACKSON CANCELS SHOW AFTER COLLAPSING

7. PAINTYSHAMBLES
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NO ONE WANTS TO BUY PETE DOHERTY'S 'ARTWORK'

8. THE TRUTH IS OUT THEREY-WHERE
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DAVID DUCHOVNY LOOKS TO RUSSELL BRAND FOR SEX ADVICE

9. THROUGH THE MILL
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HEATHER SLAPS A LAWSUIT ON EX-PUBLICIST

10. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

11. EVA DONE IT IN 50 STATES?
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EVA MENDES SPREADS HER LEGS - AND THE LOVE - COUNTRYWIDE

12. THE HALF-PORN WINCE
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE WARNS OF POTENTIAL ONSTAGE SHRINKAGE

13. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

14. DOES YOUR MUMMY KNOW THAT YOU’RE OUT?
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BRITISH ACTRESSES TOP LESBIAN POLL

15. THE SUE NATION
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'BORAT' WINS US COURT CASE

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. A SIGHT FOR PSORIASIS
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COUNTRY STAR LEANN RIMES BECOMES THE 'FACE' OF SKIN CONDITION CAMPAIGN

18. RUFF JUSTICE
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SUED OVER DOG ATTACK ON A PLANE

19. VOIGHT-ING DIRTY
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JON VOIGHT REPLIES TO ROSEANNE BARR'S INSULTS

20. YOU'RE BARN-ED
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BABYSHAMBLES BANNED FROM PLAYING FESTIVAL IN WILTSHIRE

21. BAD NEWS FOR MUSE
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MUSE FALL FOUL OF HEALTH AND SAFETY LAWS

22. MASS DEBACLE
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DAVID BECKHAM AND JIMMY PAGE IN OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONY

23. NO END TO THIS AFFAIR
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VERNE TROYER'S EX-PARTNER HITS BACK IN LEGAL ROW

24. NEWSMOUND
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25. PEACHES' LAST BITE AT THE APPLE
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APPLE BOSSES GO MAD AT PEACHES GELDOF DRUG REVELATIONS

26. LAZY BEANS
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COURTNEY LOVE'S DAUGHTER NOT WORKING HARD AT SUMMER JOB

27. I USED TO HAVE A 20 HOT DOG BAGUETTE
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 43

28. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MISS USA TAKES A TUMBLE

29. NEWSMOUND
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30. A NICE LITTLE EARNER
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S CHILD IS EARNING MONEY ALREADY