1. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(Holy News / News)

ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

2. ALIEN NOTIONS
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER ELLISON DOESN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ALONE

3. SHE'S NOT THE ONE
(Holy News / News)

ROBBIE WILLIAMS LEFT BY GIRLFRIEND OVER ALIEN OBSESSION

4. NOT LOVING AYDA INSTEAD
(Holy News / News)

ROBBIE WILLIAMS SPLITS FROM LONG TERM LOVE

5. I'M LOVING ALIENS INSTEAD (AGAIN)
(Holy News / News)

ROBBIE WILLIAMS CONTINUES TO TALK UFOS

6. SHERLOCK BONES
(Holy News / News)

KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

7. BAD NEWS FOR MUSE
(Holy News / News)

MUSE FALL FOUL OF HEALTH AND SAFETY LAWS

8. LET ME TENT-ERTAIN YOU
(Holy News / News)

ROBBIE WILLIAMS TAKES UP CAMPING TO SEE UFOS

9. HAIL TO THE TEETH
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE TO PLAY PRESIDENT OF USA IN MOVIE

10. I'M LOVING ALIENS INSTEAD
(Holy News / News)

ROBBIE WILLIAMS WANTS TO BECOME AN ALIEN INVESTIGATOR

11. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
(Holy News / News)

LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

12. LOHAN SELF ESTEEM
(Holy News / News)

SHIRLEY MACLAINE CLAIMS LINDSAY LOHAN IS ADDICTED TO FAME

13. SHIRLEY YOU'RE JOKING
(Holy News / News)

SHIRLEY MACLAINE DEMANDS UFO FILES RELEASED

14. OBLIGATORY YOU TUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

Lee Ryan from is a UFO obsessed nutter

15. Daniel o'donnell
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ly old future daisy pusher's pay the prick 30 odd squids for the privillege? u eamon andrews clothed,boufont haired,big nosed could smoke a pipe in the shower,gay cunt,fuck off out of it. and my girlf...

16. Soaps at Christmas
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

They are more like an sadistic episode of Benny Hill. Half the cast getting wiped out from a UFO crash landing isn't an unlikely scenario at this time of year.