1. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

2. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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3. DON'T BE A H8ER BOI
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AVRIL LAVIGNE SPARKS PROTESTS IN MALAYSIA

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. I WROTE THISH
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SEAN CONNERY RELEASES BOOK ON HIS LIFE AS A SCOTSMAN

6. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
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BIG BROTHER'S MOST GRUESOME COUPLING YET?

7. ATOMIC WRIT-EN
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KERRY KATONA MAY HAVE HER ASSETS SEIZED TO SETTLE TAX BILL

8. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BRIAN BLESSED!
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FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE MET COMEDY LEGEND BRIAN BLESSED

9. SIMON COWELL WEARS WOMEN'S CLOTHES!
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LOUIS WALSH REVEALS COWELL'S SECRET IN OUR X FACTOR INTERVIEWS

10. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. NEWSMOUND
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13. YOU KNOW THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL WHEN...
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KELLY OSBOURNE CALLS PEACHES GELDOF 'SAD'

14. NO UNDIE-WORLD
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KATE BECKINSALE TALKS ABOUT HER VAGINA. AGAIN

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. DEER JONES
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VINNIE JONES TERRIFIED BY A DEER

17. AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAP
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PEACHES EX UPSET OVER SURPRISE WEDDING

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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ERNEST BORGNINE REVEALS THE MASTURBATORY SECRET OF ETERNAL YOUTH

20. SINKING CRUISE
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TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

21. BE-LOHAN THE BELT
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LINDSAY LOHAN DRAWS THE LINE AND DEFENDS SISTER

22. ATOMIC FITTEN
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KATONA PLANS A LOT OF SURGERY TO REGAIN SIZE EIGHT FIGURE

23. NO MEAT IS MURDER
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TOMMY LEE STILL FINDING IT HARD TO GIVE UP MEAT

24. PALM D'OH!
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TOM CRUISE WANTED A CERTAIN ROLE IN 'TROPIC THUNDER'

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. TURN UP FOR THE BOOKS
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KATIE HOLMES: NOT A FRUMPY HOUSEWIFEE BUT A FASHION TREND SETTER

27. THE INACCURATE COLLECTION
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE'S PUB ACCUSED OF PRICE FIXING

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. FAMILY FORTUNES
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KERRY KATONA'S MUM SENTENCED FOR BENEFIT FRAUD

30. MORGAN FREEMAN UPDATE
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MORGAN FREEMAN TO HAVE SURGERY AFTER CAR ACCIDENT