1. HE CAN'T CAREY ON LIKE THIS
(Holy News / News)

MARIAH CAREY'S HUSBAND IN DEBT AFTER SPOILING HER

2. WHO HAS A NOSE LIKE THIS?
(Holy News / News)

JODIE MARSH GETS TOO CLOSE TO THE CAMERA

3. VIVA FOREVER
(Holy News / News)

GERI HALLIWELL HELPED SAVE FANS LIFE

4. FRINGE BENEFITS
(Holy News / News)

SPICE GIRLS WIN HAIR PRODUCT CONTRACT

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. EVERY SECOND HURTS
(Holy News / News)

LONG-AWAITED NEW SPICE GIRLS ADVERT IS HERE AT LAST

7. SOUND OF THE UNDERCLASS
(Holy News / News)

CHERYL COLE ADMITS SHE WAS A CHAV

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

9. TOO MUCH MONEY
(Holy News / News)

MEL C REFUSES TO PAY FOR CHOIR

10. TOO MUCH
(Holy News / News)

SPICE GIRLS TO FRONT TESCO'S CHRISTMAS CAMPAIGN

11. THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGIN'
(Holy News / News)

SPICE GIRLS ALBUM HAS RELEASE DATE DELAYED

12. Back on the Druggs Agane!
(Holy News / pete)

or the secret dairy of P Doeherty of babyshables #10

13. HOW MUCH DO ICELAND AND OK MAGAZINE PAY EXACTLY?!
(Holy News / News)

Kerry Katona takes delivery of two cars worth a fortune in two days

14. Lies, Damn Lies and Advertising
(Holy News / News)

Britney Spears' perfume ad couldn't be more mocked up

15. Always menstrual pads
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...There is a strong possibility, once I'm jacked up on painkillers and Kahlua I'll march down to the local Tesco Metro armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end it all in a blaze of glory or...

16. Daily Mail
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

for running stories about how Tesco has taken over the high street, then giving away their free DVD's in...Tesco (or Smiths - but that's another rant). Of course, you can clip out all the tokens and s

17. Dame Shirley Porter
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...erty developer friends for well below market value. Despite being the multi millionairess daughter of Tesco founder Jack Cohen, claimed poverty by dispersing her fortune between her relatives for s...

18. Eskimo Kiss
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...to then be forcibly subjected to two overweight city workers rubbing their piggy snouts together outside Tesco Metro in some kind of rank courtship ritual is beyong the cunting pail. Just tell the fat...

19. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

He guilt-tripped me into buying expensive free range chicken from Tesco. As a consequence I couldn't afford my cigarrettes, got chronic withdrawal symptoms and descended into such a horrendously bad m

20. Jamie Hince
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You look like a Tesco Value Lou Reed, yet you are marrying a supermodel. How does that work?

21. Marijuana
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

........ I've spent the last three quarters of an hour trying to work up the nerve to walk the 2 minutes to tesco express so I can by some garbage micrwave food. I attempted to order a takeaway but the p...

22. Mothers & buggies
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...g bigger are the bastards going to get. Why bother with a buggy, just drive your Shogun up the aisles in Tesco. Cunts. ...

23. People who belittle others
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Why the fuck do you think it's clever to belittle folks who work at Tesco? Would you care to pay my fucking mortgage? Every little cunt doesn't help you know.

24. Poppy Box Thief
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Steals a Poppy collection box from Tescos in Milton Keynes! What a Cunt, what do you do for an encore mate steal someones wheelchair? I hope you get run over by a tank.

25. Premier Lodge/Lenny Henry
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ry sleeps in a Premier Lodge, Sharon Osbourne plays bngo everynight and the Spice Girls do a big shop in Tesco every Thursday. “Hey, I’ve found something small time” - yeah, your career.......

26. Pub glass keepers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ave just nicked from a pub, then leaving it someones step. This esp. goes to the 2 Carrie Bradshaws in Tescos Great Portland Street, you looked fucking lame....

27. Quick cook pasta
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...et of everyone from the Romans onward and always taking around 10 minutes to cook some marketing cunt at Tesco has decided that it takes too long to cook. Whats the matter eh, your life so fucking bu...

28. Rage Against The Machine
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...now a 24 year old alcoholic dropout that has fucked up every step of my life and can't even get a job at tesco. Still listen to Rage though....

29. Ray Mears
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ood and stuff it in his tubby belly then fuck off again - I bet the tribes are fucking livid! Just go to Tesco like the rest of us Ray....

30. Road cyclists
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... way into the carriageway on a country ''A'' road in rush hour when we already have to deal with fucking Tesco trucks hacking 60 in a 30. Dont the cunts know there is a cycle track adjacacent to the r...