1. POSH ENDORSES SHIT
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BECKHAMS ATTRIBUTE PERFECT COMPLEXIONS TO APPLICATION OF BIRD POO

2. THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL WON'T BE RELEASED EARLY

3. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

4. TROUBLE WOE SEVEN
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DANIEL CRAIG SAYS NEW BOND MOVIE IS NOT CURSED

5. GHALIB IT OUT!
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NO BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE, CLAIMS EX-LOVER

6. MOYLES DISALLOWED
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CHRIS MOYLES UNDER FIRE FOR 'BULLYING' GIRLS ALOUD MEMBER

7. SMOKE LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
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GERMAN ARTIST TO TOKE ON KURT COBAIN'S ASHES?

8. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

9. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

10. HEART OF STONE
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DETAILS OF SHARON STONE'S CUSTODY HEARING REVEALED

11. LIFT (PAY) OFF
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SIENNA MILLER WINS PAYOUT FROM NEWSPAPER

12. HOW SORRY, MISS JACKSON?
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JANET JACKSON CANCELS SHOW AFTER COLLAPSING

13. CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
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KELLY OSBOURNE GOES WILD FOR THE STD TESTS AFTER PREGNANCY SCARE

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. SPINNING A TALE
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NIGHTCLUB BOSS TAKES CREDIT FOR SAM RONSON'S CAREER

16. NO JOKERS
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DISPUTE OVER HEATH LEDGER'S LIFE INSURANCE

17. SATURDAY NIGHT BLASTAWAY
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ANT AND DEC SHOT AT BY INSURGENTS

18. JOHNNY CASH
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JOHNNY DEPP KEEPING BUSY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS

19. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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HARDEEP'S BOOTY SHAKE OFF

20. BEST VIRAL EVER?
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VIRAL IN 'ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY AND GOOD' SHOCKER!

21. ALIEN NOTIONS
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JENNIFER ELLISON DOESN'T BELIEVE WE ARE ALONE

22. BRA AND MAN TEEZE
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DITA VON TEESE HAD LESBIAN FLING

23. ONE DERANGED OWNER
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BRITNEY SPEARS' OLD HOUSE FOR SALE

24. MAKES SNOW SENSE
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SNOW PATROL SINGER TALKS NONSENSE

25. A FINE WHINE
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NAOMI CAMPBELL STILL PROTESTING OVER AIRPORT ARREST

26. 'MAN' SEEKS 'WOMAN'
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PETE DOHERTY DESPERATE TO SHACK UP WITH KATE MOSS AGAIN

27. THE TRUTH IS OUT THEREY-WHERE
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DAVID DUCHOVNY LOOKS TO RUSSELL BRAND FOR SEX ADVICE

28. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

29. TOILETS 2 - GEORGE MICHAEL 0
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GEORGE MICHAEL WILL NOT FACE CHARGES AFTER BEING CAUGHT WITH CRACK

30. THE STRIFE OF MILEY
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MILEY CYRUS TO TAKE ON DISNEY?