1. WIN BOX SETS OF TORCHWOOD SERIES 2 AND MAGAZINES
(Holy News / Competition)

TEN TORCHWOOD SERIES 2 DVDS AND MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS UP FOR GRABS

2. CAPTAIN SLACK
(Holy News / News)

JOHN BARROWMAN SOILED HIMSELF ON STAGE

3. YOU'RE ALRIGHT JACK
(Holy News / News)

JOHN BARROWMAN CALLS FOR STARS TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET

4. NO TORCH BUT IMPENDING WOOD
(Holy News / News)

Who exposes his member?

5. NO TORCH BUT IMPENDING WOOD
(Holy News / News)

NO TORCH BUT IMPENDING WOOD

6. BBC
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...7267444.stm Sorry for showing too much rugby? I still havent got an apology from them for showing fucking Torchwood. ...

7. Producers of Torchwood/Doctor Who
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For being OBSESSED with employing female leads with hideously disproportionate/deformed mouths (or are they the only ones with the necessary 'equipment' to hoover up your Coke can sized cocks).

8. Torchwood
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Where the fuck are the aliens? The nearest thing we saw was that fugly welsh copper dykette. Was the writer trying to compact the whole "Queer As Folk" series into those two episodes? As for the

9. Torchwood
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Fuck a priest! The BBC's gay propaganda marches on, two episodes in and 75% of the cast swing both ways. Yes i know i'm bigoted.

10. Torchwood
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

By rights this should be called Rib Hit Snog.

11. Torchwood
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

The case against Torchwood: 1. The main bloke is trying to hard to be Tom Cruise 2. The sets are shit 3. The plots are shit 4. The birds are hags 5. The dialouge is shockingly bad, overly expos

12. Torchwood
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For being so desperate to claw back even just a smattering of viewers whilst covering up for the fact that the show is yet another pile of honking shite that you used up the BBC's entire yearly quota

13. On BBC3 you're never more than two episodes of Tor...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

On BBC3 you're never more than two episodes of Torchwood away from Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps