1. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

2. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

3. PLEASE DON'T SHOW YOUR 'WHOLE AGAIN'
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KERRY KATONA TO GO TOPLESS IN TV DOCUMENTARY

4. FANTASTIC PHWOAR
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JESSICA ALBA IS GAGGING FOR YOUNG MEN. AND WOMEN.

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

7. EXPEDITION MOUNTING SNOWDON
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GEORGE CLOONEY WOOS EX LISA SNOWDON AFTER STRICTLY PERFORMANCE

8. BOTCHED WITH MOTHER
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL FORCED TO STAY WITH MUM

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. WIN MADE OF HONOUR DVDS AND PORTABLE DVD PLAYER
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FIVE COPIES OF MADE OF HONOUR ON DVD AND A SONY PORTABLE DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

11. WIN TOMMY COOPER DVDS
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FIVE COOPER DVDS AND TWO OF HIS COMPLETE COLLECTION

12. SAY TA-RA TO TASTE
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TARA PT RECKONS HER NEW ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE DIDO

13. ONE DERANGED OWNER
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BRITNEY SPEARS' OLD HOUSE FOR SALE

14. LAST NIGHT A DJ CAUSED SOME STRIFE
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SAMANTHA RONSON REFUSES TO DJ IN GAY CLUB?

15. DREADING THE BOARDS
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BIZARRE 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' MUSICAL ON THE WAY

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
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EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

18. TOM CRUISE LIKES ALL MY SONS
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TOM CRUISE SEES WIFE'S THEATRE DEBUT, BUT STAYS IN HOTEL

19. SHAGGY IS A KNOBBER!
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SHAGGY TEACHES US HOW TO PULL AND TELLS US ALL ABOUT HIS ANUS

20. IN OTHER NEWS - WATER IS WET
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Noel Gallagher in bleeding obvious Amy Winehouse shocker statement

21. EVA DONE IT IN 50 STATES?
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EVA MENDES SPREADS HER LEGS - AND THE LOVE - COUNTRYWIDE

22. THE LAST POST
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EVEN SIENNA MILLER'S NUMBER ONE FAN IS UNHAPPY WITH HER

23. NO NO NO TO PAROLE
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL CHOOSES PRISON OVER LIVING WITH HIS MUM

24. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES AND ROCK STARS
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PAMELA ANDERSON FORCED TO EXPLAIN SEX TAPE TO THE KIDS

25. DAYS OF BLUNDER
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NICOLE KIDMAN IS MOST OVERPAID ACTRESS

26. AAARGHHHHHH!
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MADONNA PERFORMS AT WEMBLEY LOOKING REMARKABLY LIKE SKELETOR

27. NEWSMOUND
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28. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

29. D'OUGH!
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SIENNA MILLER'S MAN IS NOT AS RICH AS PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT

30. PRETTY YOUNG(ISH) THING
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PAMELA ANDERSON DISMISSES MICHAEL-JACKSON-DATING RUMOURS