1. LIKE A CHAIR?
(Holy News / News)

MADONNA WOES ARE ADDED TO BY KNEE PROBLEMS

2. TITANIC MISTAKE?
(Holy News / News)

KELLY BROOK AND BILLY ZANE BACK TOGETHER?

3. JUST LET IT GO, WILL YOU?
(Holy News / News)

TITANIC SURVIVOR COMPLAINS ABOUT DOCTOR WHO CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

4. GONNIE TYLER
(Holy News / News)

SPICE GIRLS VOCAL COACH IS REFRESHINGLY HONEST

5. Toby Maguire Fights The Green Gobbling
(Holy News / News)

Wife of Will Smith, Jada Pinkett-Smith, has defended the marriage of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at

6. Ray Of Shite
(Holy News / News)

Ray Of Shite

7. Bargain Hunters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...condly when Next's shop doors open, stop behaving like you've just seen the only remaining lifeboat on the Titanic, it's embarrassing, greedy, pathetic, and so cuntish I wish I were a Next salesperson...

8. couples who stand at end of piers/front of boats/b...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

couples who stand at end of piers/front of boats/balconies, etc. must replicate that scene from Titanic and shout "king of the world"

9. If any men out there are considering watching the ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

If any men out there are considering watching the classic Titanic movie, do bear in mind that it is an emotional film and you may therefore find yourself reaching for the Kleenex. Especially when Kate