1. I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
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LINSDAY LOHAN RECEIVES 'BIBLICAL THREATS'

2. NOT A SHARP MOVE
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ANGELINA JOLIE BUYS SIX-YEAR-OLD SON HIS 'FIRST KNIFE'

3. MOTHER KNOWS BEST
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MYLEENE KLASS LAUNCHES A BABY RANGE

4. FEELING FRUITY
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PEACHES GELDOF STICKS THE BOOT IN TO STAFF

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES UP AN IMPROMPTU SONG ABOUT SARAH PALIN

7. WORST. MARKETING. IDEA. EVER.
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'SO CRAP IT'S GOOD' MARKETING HITS ROCK BOTTOM

8. BEAT THE SPARTANS
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GERARD BUTLER ACCUSED OF ATTACKING PHOTOGRAPHER

9. THE (HARD) CELL
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JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

10. MARQUEE LOON
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HEATHER MILLS FALLS FOUL OF PLANNING LAWS AGAIN

11. SINCERITY REPORT
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NICOLE KIDMAN ON HER RELATIONSHIP WITH TOM CRUISE

12. SHE'S A WITCH... BURN HER!
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BOND GIRL GEMMA WAS BORN WITH SIX DIGITS ON EACH HAND

13. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

14. POSH ENDORSES SHIT
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BECKHAMS ATTRIBUTE PERFECT COMPLEXIONS TO APPLICATION OF BIRD POO

15. BIRTHDAY MILEY-STONE MILLSTONE
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HANNAH MONTANA STAR MILEY CYRUS IS FORCED TO WORK ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

16. QUOTE OF THE DAY
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JADE GOODY'S WORDS OF WISDOM (PART 2)

17. OBLIGATORY YOOHOO-TUBE CLIP!
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JOHN BARROWMAN LAUNCHES NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO

18. ALL LYNNE THE PAST
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LYNNE SPEARS IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE

19. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

20. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

21. YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
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VICTORIA BECKHAM ADMITS THAT MEN DON'T FIND HER SEXY

22. THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL WON'T BE RELEASED EARLY

23. IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?
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If a picture paints 1000 words, then two words added to a picture equals utter amazingness

24. HBO NO-NO
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KAYNE WEST TV SHOW 'TOO HARDCORE' TO AIR?

25. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

26. HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'
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Country singer is named as ambassador for the most important mounds in the US

27. THE BOTOX IS ON THE OTHER FOOT
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SHARON STONE DENIES SMELLY FEET BOTOX ALLEGATION

28. PLEASE DON'T SHOW YOUR 'WHOLE AGAIN'
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KERRY KATONA TO GO TOPLESS IN TV DOCUMENTARY

29. TROUBLE WOE SEVEN
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DANIEL CRAIG SAYS NEW BOND MOVIE IS NOT CURSED

30. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP