1. THE 'CHANGELING' PREMIERE
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CANNES FILM FESTIVAL PICTURE GALLERY

2. DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH
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MICHAEL JACKSON MAY BE HEADING FOR LAS VEGAS

3. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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POLITICAL SPEECH INTERRUPTED BY FLYING PENIS

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. FUR COAT FOR NO KNICKERS
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LINDSAY LOHAN IS BEING SUED AGAIN

6. THAT DON'T IMPRESS HER MUCH
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SHANIA TWAIN'S HUSBAND HAD AN AFFAIR

7. KEEP OF THE GRASS
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JUDE LAW AND KIMBERLY STEWART TAKE THEIR DRUNKEN FUMBLING TO SOMEONE'S GARDEN

8. MATRI-MOANY
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JESSICA ALBA GETS MARRIED ON THE QUIET

9. GOTH ON HOLIDAY
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ASHLEE SIMPSON AND PETE WENTZ HAVE AN UNUSUAL HONEYMOON

10. PEE-T DOHERTY
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DOHERTY IN PISS-ADDING PRANK AT STADIUM

11. POT VS KETTLE
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ZIGGY SAYS CHANELLE IS LAUGHABLE

12. LILY'S LITTLEST THINGS AGAIN
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LILY ALLEN TOLD OFF BY FLAVIO BRIATORE

13. I PORKED THE LAW?
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JUDE LAW SPOTTED KISSING KIMBERLEY STEWART

14. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
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GWYNETH PALTROW AT 'TWO LOVERS' PREMIERE IN CANNES

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. LIVING LA VIDEO LOHAN
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MORE FOOTAGE OF THE LOHAN REALITY TV SHOW

17. HEALTHY, WEALTHY, UNWISE
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HEATHER MILLS TO RELEASE NEW BOOK

18. TALKING POLLUX
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ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT ARGUE OVER BABY NAMES

19. XENU YORK, NEW YORK
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KATIE HOLMES CONFIRMS SHE WILL PERFORM ON BROADWAY

20. OBLIGATORY CELEBRITY GALLERY
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WHEN Z-LIST CELEBRITIES PLAY FOOTBALL

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. SPICE UP YOUR SEX LIFE
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MEL B TALKS ABOUT HER OLYMPIC STANDARD SEX

23. INDIANA JONES AT CANNES
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INDIANA JONES PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

24. IN TANDEM
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KATE HUDSON AND LANCE ARMSTRONG ARE AN ITEM

25. WIG AND ATHLETIC
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BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE FOR SALE?

26. PARTY FAVOURS
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LINDSAY LOHAN SELLING SPONSORSHIP FOR HER PARTY

27. AMY COURTHOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE DOESN'T TURN UP TO COURT

28. POINT BREAK 2
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SWAYZE TO DO LONG AWAITED SEQUEL?

29. LA DOLCE VITA!
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OBLIGATORY CRAPPY CELEBRITY GALLERY

30. NEWSMOUND
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