1. MARY-KATE UNWHOLESOME
(Holy News / News)

MARY-KATE OLSON LIKES TO GET NAKED AND SNOG GIRLS

2. Cameron Diaz is the Spottiest A-Lister – Official
(Holy News / News)

Cameron Diaz and chums compete to see who spray the most puss on a mirror from their spots

3. It is a proven biological fact that after wiping f...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

It is a proven biological fact that after wiping faeces from ones anus, 72% of human beings will venture a look at the results and 26% will actually smell it. It is the reason why when one is defecat