1. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
(Holy News / News)

LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

2. FROM HEAVEN
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY DEPP DONATES £1M TO GREAT ORMOND ST

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. MAMMARY LOSS
(Holy News / News)

HELENA BONHAM-CARTER TALKS ABOUT HER EXPANDING BREASTS

5. Claire Sweeney
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Swolen faced, pouting cunt.

6. John Sweeney
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Because on the BBC show, 'Vodka's My Poison'. He was pissed at the start of the show, drank from a bottle of moonshine that could have turned him yellow, drank from a tramp's bottle of cough medicine,