1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

2. I THINK I'LL MANAGE
(Holy News / News)

JOSS STONE IS HAPPY WITHOUT A MANAGER

3. The Goody, The Bad and the plain ugly
(Holy News / News)

Jade Goody and pals spotted on holiday in Spain

4. Red, Red Whine
(Holy News / News)

Nicole Kidman was unhappy growing up with ginger hair

5. Exams & Revision
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The sunny fucking weather, but no you must remain inside your cell and revise for the fucking exams you forked out grands for so you can get a pointless bit of fucking paper that means you can get a j

6. Gordon Brown
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... *flashes sudden grin* the UK" *looks serious again* Obviiously the British public have to be vigilant *sunny grin* at all times". Also, the actual smile itself is as sinister as someone wearing cl...

7. People with SAD
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... bit chilly" "Right.....is there a cure?" "Yeah, the doc said i should go on holiday somewhere hot and sunny for a week or two." What utter, utter bollocks!!! Just because you want to go on holid...

8. Scousers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... choices of colour appear to be either snow white, yellow, or orange for the women. Avoid Iceland meals, Sunny Delight and tanning salons to obtain a healthy, human colour. Gentleman, I find a razor i...

9. Tony Wilson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...in bringing us Joy Division, a band which single handedly managed to bring down everyone at a gloriously sunny 1981 Glastonbury festival with their dreary, tedious, monotone utter bullshite set. Thank...

10. Weather forecasters..
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...orth of technology at their fucking fingertips,proudly declaring that it's going to be a beautiful,crisp sunny sunday and you won't have to spend your one day off, stuck in the bastarding house, only ...

11. Wind
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

A nice sunny day ruined by what can only be described as pointlessly moving cold air. Why does it have to be windy. It's shit.

12. Ray Davies
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... and still writing/touring now. wrote louie louie, waterloo sunset, lola, dedicated follower of fashion, sunny afternoon and about 480 other amazing songs. I can say this because i'm only 20 and have ...

13. The first sunny Friday after the clocks go forward...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

The first sunny Friday after the clocks go forward will have everyone down the beer garden/drinking in the streets/firing up the BBQ until approx 7pm, when it gets dark and bitterly cold and people re