1. HBO NO-NO
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KAYNE WEST TV SHOW 'TOO HARDCORE' TO AIR?

2. TOP GOVERN
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VAL KILMER TO BE MAYOR OF NEW MEXICO?

3. PAM IN THE MIRROR
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JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

4. THIS CHARMING MAN(AGER-LESS)
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MANCUNIAN MIRTH-MEISTER MORRISEY WHIRLS HIS MANAGEMENT REVOLVING DOOR TO HURRICAINE GUSTAV

5. DEAD MEN WORKING
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PETE DOHERTY (RIP) AND CARL BARAT (RIP) TO RECORD TOGETHER

6. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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RYANAIR BOSS PROMISES FREE BLOWJOBS ON BOARD FLIGHTS

7. HOUSTON, I HAVE A PROBLEM
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WHITNEY HOUSTON TREATED HER STEPSON BADLY, HE CLAIMS

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. SAD NEWS
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MICHELLE AND ANDY SCOTT-LEE ARE NO MORE

10. GO BACK TO JAIL
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PARIS HILTON PROFESSES LOVE OF MONOPOLY

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. PARTRIDGE TO JOIN PUSSYCAT DOLLS!
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STEVE COOGAN TO HOOK UP WITH PUSSYCAT DOLLS?

13. KING OF POP GOING BUST?
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MICHAEL JACKSON'S NEVERLAND RANCH TO BE SOLD OFF

14. DRESSED TO KILL (THE MOOD)
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GENE SIMMONS SEX TAPE APPEARS

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. NOT THINKING IT OVER
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MICHELLE HEATON AND ANDY SCOTT-LEE DRESS UP AS BRITNEY AND ADNAN

17. WONDERFALL
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BARACK OBAMA'S WIFE FAILS TO HELP HUSBAND'S CAMPAIGN

18. A FITTING TRIBUTE
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HEATH LEDGER'S EX-FIANCEE BREAKS HER SILENCE

19. FRINGE BENEFITS
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SPICE GIRLS WIN HAIR PRODUCT CONTRACT

20. I THINK I'M A CELEBRITY SO GET ME OUT OF HERE
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I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE LINE-UP

21. BENNY THE BULL
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BENICIO DEL TORO ATTENDS GAY DRUG MEETING

22. GONNIE TYLER
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SPICE GIRLS VOCAL COACH IS REFRESHINGLY HONEST

23. NEWSMOUND
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24. WEST(LIFE) WORLD
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WESTLIFE WOULD LIKE ROBBIE WILLIAMS TO JOIN THE BAND

25. 'DESPERATE' SAYS FISHWIFE
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KERRY KATONA CRITICISES POSH SPICE'S ACTIONS

26. Day 85: 23rd August
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Housemates pass posh task

27. Wishing The Days Away
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Kate and Pete split because of his death wish

28. Simple And Blessed
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David Beckham is 'blessed' with boys but would like a girl

29. New Paris, Old Routine
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Paris Hilton returns from holiday, then goes shopping

30. Dead Di Made Me Do It
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Angelina Jolie's charity work is inspired by Princess Diana