1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

2. SPICE UP YOUR SEX LIFE
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MEL B TALKS ABOUT HER OLYMPIC STANDARD SEX

3. GUESS THE TATTOO
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WHICH CELEBRITY IS THIS TATTOO SUPPOSED TO BE OF?

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS
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BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS PHOTO GALLERY

6. LOHAN BEHOLD!
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LINDSAY LOHAN'S FATHER UNHAPPY ABOUT REALITY SHOW

7. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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BEAUTY PAGEANT CONTESTENT FLUMMOXED BY KILLER QUESTION

8. WHO'S PLAYING RON?
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RIDLEY SCOTT TO MAKE REAGAN GORBACHEV FILM

9. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
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LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. ALL I WANT FOR XMAS IS... SPEAK AND SPELL
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MARIAH CAREY ENVIES STEPHEN HAWKING

12. MODERN TOSS INTERVIEW
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MODERN TOSS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS

13. WIN AQA BOOKS
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TEN ANY QUESTION ANSWERED BOOKS FOR GRABS

14. THE REMAINS OF THE PAY
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MARILYN MANSON SUED FOR BUYING HUMAN REMAINS

15. SOUND OF THE UNDERCLASS
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CHERYL COLE ADMITS SHE WAS A CHAV

16. LITERALLY BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE
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LILY ALLEN HAD A CRUSH ON STEPHEN GATELY

17. I THINK I'M A CELEBRITY SO GET ME OUT OF HERE
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I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE LINE-UP

18. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

19. HOOK, LIE AND STINKER
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JOY DIVISION FAIL TO REFORM FOR PREMIERE OF US FILM

20. 'B' IS FOR 'BLAND'
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MELANIE BROWN LOVES HER CHILDREN AND HER HUSBAND

21. TWO BECOME LONE
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MEL B DESERTED DAUGHTERS FOR FOUR DAYS, CLAIMS EMPLOYEE

22. Newsmound
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

23. www.uglyoldtwat.co.uk
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Andrew Lloyd Webber avoids technology

24. When Two Become Three
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Mel B's lesbian lover voices concerns over recent marriage

25. Stand By Your Man (Just Not Too Close)
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Mel Brown denies husband is a wife beater - court papers say otherwise

26. How Hard The Duck?
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Mel B's new husband is a duck killer

27. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

28. HARRY POTTER AND THE BLACK LEATHER
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Mashup of Stephen Fry reading Harry Potter shocks a nation

29. WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ME?
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The Beckhams are photographed by Stephen Klein for W magazine and look good :(

30. Disaster Narrowly Avoided
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Most shoehorned press release of the day goes to...