1. NOT-SO-EASY RIDER
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JACK NICHOLSON EMBARRASSED BY OLD AGE

2. SATURDAY NIGHT LEAVER
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JOHN TRAVOLTA NOT TOO KEEN ON RIOT-HEAVY FILM SET

3. THIN, LOOS OR BOAR
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REBECCA LOOS STILL ALIVE. YAWN

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. DATED ATTRACTION
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MICHAEL DOUGLAS CONSIDERING WALL STREET SEQUEL

6. UNSTICKY AND SOUR
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MADGE AND GUY ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE DIVORCE

7. EN-CYRUS-PAEDIA SHIT-TANICA
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MILEY CYRUS HAS WRITTEN HER FIRST MEMOIR. AGE 15. CHRIST.

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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RINGO STARR NO LONGER ACCEPTING FANMAIL - WORLD DISTINCTLY UNSHAKEN

10. LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID
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PAUL MCCARTNEY DREADS RUINING CAREER WITH BAD SONGS. AGAIN.

11. JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
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J LO AND MARC ANTHONY RENEW WEDDING VOWS

12. NOT A SHARP MOVE
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ANGELINA JOLIE BUYS SIX-YEAR-OLD SON HIS 'FIRST KNIFE'

13. SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
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BONO'S MUSICAL EXPECTED TO COST $40M

14. WORST. MARKETING. IDEA. EVER.
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'SO CRAP IT'S GOOD' MARKETING HITS ROCK BOTTOM

15. GIRLFIGHT
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MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN SEX TOY BATTLE

16. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
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KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

17. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

18. BIRTHDAY MILEY-STONE MILLSTONE
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HANNAH MONTANA STAR MILEY CYRUS IS FORCED TO WORK ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

19. NEWSMOUND
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20. OBLIGATORY YOOHOO-TUBE CLIP!
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JOHN BARROWMAN LAUNCHES NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO

21. LO PUNCHES
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LINDSAY LOHAN'S FATHER TO APPEAR IN CHARITY BOXING MATCH

22. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

23. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

24. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

25. HBO NO-NO
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KAYNE WEST TV SHOW 'TOO HARDCORE' TO AIR?

26. NEWSMOUND
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27. HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'
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Country singer is named as ambassador for the most important mounds in the US

28. PLEASE DON'T SHOW YOUR 'WHOLE AGAIN'
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KERRY KATONA TO GO TOPLESS IN TV DOCUMENTARY

29. NEWSMOUND
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30. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
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JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE