1. ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WIFE
(Holy News / News)

GUY RITCHIE IS INEXPLICABLY CHOSEN TO DIRECT SHERLOCK HOLMES

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
(Holy News / News)

THE TRIAL OF UMA THURMAN'S STALKER BEGINS IN USA

6. RUNT FICTION
(Holy News / News)

UMA THURMAN CLAIMS SHE WAS AN UGLY CHILD

7. KATE CROSS
(Holy News / News)

KATE MOSS PLAGUED BY 'STALKERS'

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. LOOKS WHO'S STALKING NOW
(Holy News / News)

UMA THURMAN'S ALLEGED STALKER WINS LEGAL VICTORY

10. STALK NOW, PAY LATER
(Holy News / News)

UMA THURMAN'S STALKER REFUSES TO BACK DOWN

11. I TAKE IT ALL BACK
(Holy News / News)

Britney fans revolt against world critisicm of rubbish pop star

12. DAY 7: June 6th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 7 in the Big Brother House

13. Day 6: June 5th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 6 in the big brother house

14. Bloom With A View (Of A Stalker)
(Holy News / News)

Orlando Bloom tells Gotham magazine of his cool response to finding a female stalker hiding in his h

15. Tom Cruise: Latest Victim of Celebrity Stalker
(Holy News / News)

Tom Cruise falls victim to celebrity stalker Emily Diane Leatherman who is arrested outside his home

16. Obsessive celebrity stalkers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Yes, of course you're Declan Donnelly's number one fan, and nobody else is allowed to fuck him. It's only a matter of time before he pumps his celebrity load over your face. Wake up, it ain't going

17. Stalkers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Leave me alone, and stop turning up at my window, you obsessive, mentally disturbed cunt. Seriously, take the fucking hint!

18. The Board
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...General reply, usually reasonably funny an sarcastic Post 3.... See 'post 2' Post 4.... nob joke / stalker joke / crap flirting Post 5... *does something silly / sick / flirty* Repeat...

19. White Wine
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Devils piss that brings out the bi polar/stalker in me.