1. Picasso of the Pustules
(Holy News / News)

Pete Doherty exhibit and lecture to art schools

2. HM APPROVED!
(Holy News / News)

Spinal Tap return for a one-off performance at Live Earth

3. British Cheerleaders
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...beered up friends while in the background their brothers run around attempting to give each other serious spinal injuries. But in the last year I've noticed lots of British University aged girls list...

4. Duncan Bannatyne
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

He hasnt even got any casinos, it closed over a year ago because Aspinalls put him out of business. The gyms he has are all ex living well gyms too, so in fact he's done fuck all.

5. Helen Chamberlain
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...y morning: Helen to MK Dons supporter: How excited are you on a scale of 1 to 10? Supporter: 11 Helen: Spinal Tap reference there. Only a few of you will get that You fucking cheeky, market chi...

6. Led Zeppelin
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...uy tickets online for the O2 show. Could someone please point out the difference between these cunts and Spinal Tap, forsooth I doth be verily confused, my liege....

7. Liam Gallagher
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...y ??? ... Oh yes... An estate Agent and a Computer Programmer...almost as cuntish as him walking out of a Spinal Tap gig in New York cos he didn't realise they were a send up... Truly a monobrowed cun...

8. Metallica
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... try and tell me Lars Ulrich - especially at the auction scene - isn't one of the biggest cunts in music. Spinal Tap for under 16's....

9. Ricky Gervais
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Salesman pissing into the open grave of comedy. Convinced the media that his tenth-rate Spinal Tap/Mike Leigh schtick was a work of sitcom genius. Constantly feeds fake stories to the press in the

10. Spinal Cord Injury
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ich allowed me to roll in at lunchtime and look at porn all day, paying me a basic of £30-cunting-k pa. Spinal cord injury: If cuntishness was measured in water, you would be the Pacific bastard oce...

11. Spinal Cord Injury Bloke
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Are the people you worked for looking for a new person, because I could do with £30k pa for half a days work.

12. Spinal Tap
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For being on the colossal waste of time and oxygen that was Live Earth, looking about 300 years old (each) and being disastrously unfunny, doing yet another variation on the clapped-out 'Stonehenge' g

13. The BBC coverage of Live Earth
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Next Up, Metallica and Spinal Tap. But we don't want to show you that! Instead, have Katie Melua and Rihanna." "Oh ho, wasn't Enter Sandman brilliant there?" We wouldn't know, Jonathan, we wouldn't

14. Towers of London
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...cking Christ...is it even worth pointing out why they are slags, would-be Johnny Rottens and have watched Spinal Tap too many times? No, well once, when working as a cleaner in a bakery, one of my job...

15. Cult Movies
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Withnail and I. The Big Lebowski. Spinal Tap. Anyone care to raise me?

16. Spinal Cord Injury
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Blue Badge = free parking "Can I pack AND carry your shopping sir?" Free entry to festivals Cheap entry to cinemas Free upgrades in hotels when they forget to book accessible rooms Sex with 'inqu

17. Spinal Cord Injury Poster
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

That's pretty fucking inspirational! If I was wearing a cap, I'd doff it.

18. Spinal Tap
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For being far better than the acts the were taking the piss out of in the first place, and for giving us such cultural gems as "Bitch School" and the legend that is "Break Like The Wind