1. UNSTICKY AND SOUR
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MADGE AND GUY ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE DIVORCE

2. JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
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J LO AND MARC ANTHONY RENEW WEDDING VOWS

3. BABY TWO MORE TIMES...
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS RUMOURED TO PREGNANT AGAIN

4. POSH ENDORSES SHIT
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BECKHAMS ATTRIBUTE PERFECT COMPLEXIONS TO APPLICATION OF BIRD POO

5. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

6. IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?
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If a picture paints 1000 words, then two words added to a picture equals utter amazingness

7. EX APPEAL
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PETE DOHERTY POSTS YOUTUBE TRIBUTE TO MOSSY

8. POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN
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ADNAN GHALIB HAS BRITNEY SEX TAPE, WILL SELL

9. SATURDAY NIGHT BLASTAWAY
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ANT AND DEC SHOT AT BY INSURGENTS

10. EXPEDITION MOUNTING SNOWDON
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GEORGE CLOONEY WOOS EX LISA SNOWDON AFTER STRICTLY PERFORMANCE

11. EAU DE RUBBISH
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SMELL AS BAD AS HOLLYOAKS

12. BOTCHED WITH MOTHER
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL FORCED TO STAY WITH MUM

13. VOMIT DRIES ON ITS OWN
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WINEHOUSE RETURNS DESIGNER CLOBBER COVERED IN PUKE

14. THE TRUTH IS OUT THEREY-WHERE
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DAVID DUCHOVNY LOOKS TO RUSSELL BRAND FOR SEX ADVICE

15. DOGGONE
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PARIS HILTON UPSET AFTER DOGS EATEN

16. SHE'S NOT THE ONE
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS LEFT BY GIRLFRIEND OVER ALIEN OBSESSION

17. NO NO NO TO PAROLE
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL CHOOSES PRISON OVER LIVING WITH HIS MUM

18. YOU KNOW I'M NO GOOD LOOKING
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AMY WINEHOUSE FAILS TO TURN UP TO HER OWN SURPRISE PARTY

19. PAIN IN THE NECKER
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS ESCAPE TO BRANSON'S PARADISE ISLAND

20. BLEEDING HOOVES
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LEONA WANTS TO GO HORSE RIDING WITH JORDAN

21. BITE ME, KATE
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KATE MOSS LEAVES FLEA INFESTED HOUSE

22. I AM LEG-END
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS FAMILIAR SOUNDING WORK OF 'FICTION'

23. THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
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WINEHOUSE ORDERS 48 BOTTLES OF LIQUOR FOR BESTIVAL

24. PAM IN THE MIRROR
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JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

25. DOUBLE DROP
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LEONA LEWIS FACES ALBUM RELEASE CLASH

26. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

27. STICKY AND SOUR GRAPES
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MADONNA'S CREW THREATEN TO QUIT OVER HOTEL ARRANGEMENTS

28. PAPA DON'T BLEACH
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MADONNA TO LAUNCH LINE OF HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS

29. JOLIE HARD LIFE
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ANGELINA JOLIE STRUGGLING WITH NEWBORNS

30. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST IS DATING MGMT SINGER