1. WIN MADE OF HONOUR DVDS AND PORTABLE DVD PLAYER
(Holy News / Competition)

FIVE COPIES OF MADE OF HONOUR ON DVD AND A SONY PORTABLE DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

2. WIN EXCLUSIVE TICKETS FOR THE VODAFONE LIVE MUSIC AWARDS 2008
(Holy News / Competition)

A PAIR OF VODAFONE LIVE MUSIC AWARDS TICKETS UP FOR GRABS

3. ZERO ZERO DIGNITY
(Holy News / News)

JAMES BOND SELLS OUT TO COKE ZERO

4. WIN ULTIMATE HOLIDAY COMPILATION CDS AND SPA JACUZZI
(Holy News / Competition)

SPA JACUZZI FOR THREE AND HOLIDAY CDS UP FOR GRABS

5. WIN RAMBO BOXSETS
(Holy News / Competition)

FIVE RAMBO BOXSETS UP FOR GRAB

6. WIN BLUE-RAY DVD PLAYER AND WALK HARD DVD
(Holy News / Competition)

BLUE-RAY PLAYER AND WALK HARD DVDS UP FOR GRABS

7. EMPIRE FILM AWARDS
(Holy News / News)

EMPIRE AWARDS PHOTO GALLERY

8. J.LO: NOT QUITE A NO-SHOW
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ PAYS A FLYING VISIT

9. SUPERGOOD SUPERBAD OFFER
(Holy News / News)

Exclusive preview tickets of Superbad available through Holy Moly

10. OBLIGATORY YOU TUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

Cadbury Gorilla advert is amazing

11. WIN A W800I FROM VIRGIN MOBILE
(Holy News / News)

Virgin W800I competition

12. WIN A W800I FROM VIRGIN MOBILE
(Holy News / News)

WIN A W800I FROM VIRGIN MOBILE

13. Channel 4 Radio competition
(Holy News / News)

Channel 4 Radio competition

14. BRIGHTONS COCK!
(Holy News / News)

BRIGHTONS COCK!

15. Sony
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For releasing Playstation 3 on the week before my dissertation's due. Like I don't procrastinate enough, you cunts!

16. Sony
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

I'm not being funny but... You bring out a 'new generation' of MP3 players, blowing mine out of the water. Then I get told that you're no longer supporting the platform I use to upload/play musi

17. Sony
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For giving that talentless clown George Lamb a fucking award. The only thing that cunt should be awarded is a vicious beating. The same goes for the imbeciles that voted for him. Cunts.

18. Sony Ericsson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For convincing me to get a k100i phone. For me forgetting to put phone in my pocket during lunchtime. For having a loud text received ringtone. For receiving “xxx hot bitches getting fucked” porn

19. Sonya from Eastenders
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

I don't care how much weight she's lost, she'll always look as though she's an hour away from drowning on her own mucus.

20. The Sex Pistols
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...rendy game guitar hero for the popular Playstation and Xbox consoles made by multinational corporations Sony and Microsoft. Thats you sold down the river then...cunts...

21. Thanks to Sony Ericsson phones previewing your tex...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Thanks to Sony Ericsson phones previewing your text messages when they arrive, you will be forced to think very quickly when your dad passes you your phone and asks, 'What's ket?'.

22. No matter how many dress sizes Sonya from Eastende...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

No matter how many dress sizes Sonya from Eastenders drops, she will still be as ugly and unfuckable as a puckered dead dogs arsehole.