1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

2. NO CUTS FOR CATE
(Holy News / News)

CATE BLANCHETT RULES OUT PLASTIC SURGERY

3. LOHAN SELF ESTEEM
(Holy News / News)

SHIRLEY MACLAINE CLAIMS LINDSAY LOHAN IS ADDICTED TO FAME

4. SHIRLEY YOU'RE JOKING
(Holy News / News)

SHIRLEY MACLAINE DEMANDS UFO FILES RELEASED

5. Taking Libertines With The Truth
(Holy News / News)

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss mixed with 'normal' people at Glastonbury

6. Dame Shirley Porter
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The most corrupt British political figure in living memory. Oh and Boris Johnson's pal. Was fined £27 million by the district auditor for the "Building Stable Communities" Policy fiasco. A plan to mo

7. Glastonbury Lightweights
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...omach bile after a 4 day acid binge, not for cunts like you to hold a lighter aloft while singing along to Shirley fucking Bassey after a couple of glasses of Pimms. On the plus side of having to d...

8. Shirley McClain
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Embarrassing past her sell by twat Bored evyone for years droning on about reincarnation, and how she can remember her past lives. Now she has a dog that she claims can talk to her Lets hope the do