1. BEAT THE SPARTANS
(Holy News / News)

GERARD BUTLER ACCUSED OF ATTACKING PHOTOGRAPHER

2. THE FRATELLIS KILL MICE
(Holy News / VIDEO)

BAND ADMIT TO KILLING RODENTS

3. I WROTE THISH
(Holy News / News)

SEAN CONNERY RELEASES BOOK ON HIS LIFE AS A SCOTSMAN

4. IT'S LIKE 10,000 SPOONS!
(Holy News / News)

Scotty from Star Trek's ashes are destroyed - by a spaceship

5. I JUST HOPE THE PUBLIC DON'T THINK I'M A KNOB!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 24

6. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET KT TUNSTALL
(Holy News / VIDEO)

KT TUNSTALL REVEALS DETAILS ABOUT SNORTING ON HER TOUR BUS!

7. BB DAY ONE
(Holy News / Big Brother)

A BLIND MAN AND AN ALBINO?! HAS IT COME TO THIS?!?!

8. BARR TENDER
(Holy News / News)

ROSEANNE BARR TALKS ABOUT HER INTIMATE SURGERY

9. RATWOMAN
(Holy News / News)

SHARON STONE ANNOYS PETA WITH RAT FOOT

10. NARK-LIFE
(Holy News / News)

DAMON ALBARN WANTS TO SCRAP X FACTOR

11. REGRET A GABO?
(Holy News / News)

MILLA JOVOVICH EXPLAINS NEW DAUGHTER'S UNUSUAL NAME

12. NEVER SHAY NEVER AGAIN
(Holy News / News)

SEAN CONNERY WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER FILM

13. OH DARWIN WHERE ART THOU
(Holy News / News)

BIG BROTHER 9 AUDITIONS START THIS WEEKEND

14. Day 59: 28th July
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley leaves the Big Brother house to boos

15. A Little Bit Of Politics
(Holy News / News)

George Bush makes a tit of himself dancing and a round-up of the other goings on in the world of pol

16. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
(Holy News / News)

Colin and Justin camp it up

17. Jordan Bennett!
(Holy News / News)

Jordan Bennett!

18. SUN SHOCKER Pt.2
(Holy News / News)

SUN SHOCKER Pt.2

19. Ally McCoist
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...nly person wetting their pants at his jokes is himself. Blatantly wants to fuck Sue Barker's wrinkly pussy. Scottish, shit footballer, unfunny cunt....

20. andy murray
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

'I am not English i am not British i am Scottish', and now you want the whole crowd behind you. What a cunt. lets hope one of the other 7 knock you out REAL QUICK, cos i am missing the headlines about

21. Balamory
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...em wears a dress and lives in a pink castle, a black ameriacan, who by rights, if he actually did live in a Scottish village, would have been lynched by now and a ponce of a copper called PC Plum who ...

22. BBC Breakfast
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...your not-as-clever-as-you-thought child didn't get into the right school"... and don't forget, our retarded Scottish weather girl will be roller skating/para gliding/still not getting the weather righ...

23. confused.com
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"does searching for car insurance drive you mad" no but you do you aggravating booming scottish cunt

24. David Tennant
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

In my dream, my other half sold me into marriage to this Scottish, haggis eating cunt for 50 grand, when I am worth at least 750,000. I had to spend the rest of my life bringing Bells whisky and deep

25. Dunacn Bannatyne
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Miser-able Scottish cunt who is guaranteed to shoot down any half decent idea for a business within 2 seconds of hearing the pitch, simply because it has no connection with fucking gyms or casinos. Ho

26. Edith Bowman
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Is there any danger this thin lipped Scottish cuntstain could maybe learn some new adjectives? Only she's completely worn out "gorgeous", "beautiful" and "random".

27. Franz Ferdinand
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

..."??? Fucking right i will, as soon as i can get my hands on a sniper rifle and telescopic friends. Annoying scottish cunts....

28. Gilette Soccer Saturday
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... our leagues. Just re-record all your theme music with bagpipes and dress your set with McCunt tartan, you Scottish Mafia cunts....

29. Graham Dott
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Scrawny little wedgie bastard. 'The Scottish Street Fighter.' Oh for fuck sake, my granny could kick fuck of him. Boring bastard of a snooker player and speaks like a cunt

30. ITV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ge on 'Have I Been Here Before' and regressing him back to a past life. Eddie thought he was an 18 year old Scottish warrior living in the 1700s battling against the English. TV's equivilant to wat...