1. ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

2. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE: CRACKER'S DELIGHT
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DJ TAKES 'PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD' TO RIDICULOUS LEVELS

3. SECRETS AND ICE
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LINDSAY LOHAN SHYLY DECLARES HER LOVE

4. THIS CHARMING MAN(AGER-LESS)
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MANCUNIAN MIRTH-MEISTER MORRISEY WHIRLS HIS MANAGEMENT REVOLVING DOOR TO HURRICAINE GUSTAV

5. XXX FILES
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DETAILS OF DAVID DUCHOVNY'S SEX ADDICTION REVEALED

6. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

7. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

8. STICKY AND SOUR GRAPES
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MADONNA'S CREW THREATEN TO QUIT OVER HOTEL ARRANGEMENTS

9. LOHAN FOR GOLD
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LINDSAY GOES FOR A DIFFERENT TYPE OF DIVING WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

10. SHERLOCK BONES
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KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

11. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

12. MCGONER – WAHEY!
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S MOTHER REVEALS HUSBAND'S SEXY DEATH

13. SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
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SAMANTHA RONSON TO WRITE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

14. OOH MI MINGE!
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MEL B IS CONSIDERING POSING FOR PLAYBOY

15. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

16. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
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BIG BROTHER'S MOST GRUESOME COUPLING YET?

17. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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Samsung Omnia (i900) Unboxing

18. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

19. STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE…
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ANOTHER RONSON TAKES TO THE DECKS

20. OLYMPIC-SIZED EGO
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SLIGHTED BY SOME SWIMMER

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. BE-LOHAN THE BELT
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LINDSAY LOHAN DRAWS THE LINE AND DEFENDS SISTER

23. NEWSMOUND
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24. NATIONAL BUFFOON
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PARIS HILTON IS BEING SUED BY MOVIE PRODUCERS

25. TAKING HER BALL-AD HOME
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AMY WINEHOUSE STILL PLANS TO RELEASE BOND THEME

26. VIDEO MUSIC A**HOLES
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RUSSELL BRAND AND BRITNEY IN MTV VMA ADS

27. PUBLICITY, INK
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON DON'T HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. GRAVEYARD SHAFT
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ISAAC HAYES DIES AGED 65

30. SOMETHING IN THE WATER
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THREE CORONATION STREET STARS ANNOUNCE PREGANCY ON THE SAME DAY