1. CHICKEN BY NATURE
(Holy News / News)

JAMIE OLIVER BACKTRACKS ON CHICKEN CLAIMS

2. JAMIE OLIVER ANNOYED WITH SAINSBURY'S OVER CHICKENS
(Holy News / News)

ADD A DASH OF HYPOCRISY...

3. MUM'S GONE TO SAINSBURY'S
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA HAS FIGHT WITH MOTHER IN LAW

4. Sainsbury’s, you fools!
(Holy News / News)

Sainsbury TV ad pilot to replace Jamie Oliver

5. Sainsbury’s, You Fools!
(Holy News / News)

A YouTube clip showing new adverts from supermarket giant Sainsbury's without their cash advertising

6. Anthony Worrall Thompson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Special Anthony Worrall Thompson" sausages in Sainsbury's say "prick with a fork". Say no more.

7. Elderly drivers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You cunts drive me nuts. There I was, reversing my car out of my space in Sainsbury's when around the corner comes this coffin dodging cunt in a brand new Corsa, he tries to get into the space I have

8. Kids with trainers with wheels in
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Just limped back from Sainsbury's after one of the little cunts ran me over next to the frozen pizzas. I briefly considered sticking him in the freezer until he learned a lesson but his tracksuited fa

9. Sainsbury's
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

These cunts are offering a £5000 reward after a child was raped in one of their instore toilets. How fucking insulting is that? How about ensuring your toilets are staffed and safe (and maybe

10. Sainsbury's
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Stop moving the fucking sausages around. They were fine where they were before.

11. Sainsbury's
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

No, cunts, I don't want to spend £6.50 on a piece of rancid, rotten, fillet steak that looks like it's been left up Nicole Ritchie's snatch for the best part of the year. Sort it out!

12. Sainsbury's self-service checkouts
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Warning - there is an unexpected item in the baggage area". That'll be my shopping then you ZX80-level piece of automated shite.

13. Sainsbury's turkey
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

My ''free range'' Xmas turkey had two necks shoved inside it to make it heavier. Nice trick at six quid a kilo. Cheating cunts.

14. Security at Sainsbury's Romford
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Teach these pricks the heimlich method. Standing and watching does not remove half a fucking twix. Twats in jobsworth hats. (Kid's fine now by the way.)

15. The woman in my local Sainsbury's who on
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

What in the name of cunting hell are you planning on doing with sixteen tubs of marscapone cheese which goes out of date in less than 24 hours? And she looks like Colonel Gaddafi.

16. Sainsbury's Basics range
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Yes, I know it's Sainsbury's and they're a huge supermarket chain. But there's noodles for 8p, shaving foam for 40p, baked beans for 15p, tinned peaches for 9p. Everything they sell might taste like s

17. Town fruit and veg markets
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Go along to one of these and you won't believe how supermarkets have been ripping your balls off with way overpriced and largely tastless tat all this time. Box of lovely vine-ripened cherry tomat

18. Sainsbury's 'Taste the Difference' range tastes no...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Sainsbury's 'Taste the Difference' range tastes no different

19. There is no unexpected item in the bagging area, d...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

There is no unexpected item in the bagging area, despite what the stupid machine in Sainsbury's insists on repeating.